emmysdad Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 "It's called the American dream because you have to be asleep to believe it" - George Carlin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martyns Posted July 23, 2010 Author Share Posted July 23, 2010 "You see, in Britain we don't have that American Dream thing, because we're all awake." Al murray Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Treatment Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 '' A pint of beer for the fellahs, and a dry white wine (or fruit based drink) for the ladies '' - Al Murray. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiSiSi Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 ''We're always in the sh*t, it's just the depth that varies''. I once saw this quote translated into Latin and wish I'd written it down at the time. Can't anyone oblige? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
splodgeyAl Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 Life is like a poo sandwich - the more bread you have the less poo you have to eat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harleyman Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 I would never join any club that would have me as a member Groucho Marx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xfox3x Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 Men...can't live with them-can't live with them (me circa 1975) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
splodgeyAl Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 Men...can't live with them-can't live with them (me circa 1975) Women - can't live with 'em, can't kill 'em! - my mate, a few years back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sccsux Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 Men...can't live with them-can't live with them (me circa 1975) Women... Can't live with 'em, can't kill 'em:D. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sccsux Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 Women - can't live with 'em, can't kill 'em! - my mate, a few years back Bugger. I've been saying this for years (and I mean, years). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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