AJ sheffield Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 Your about as funny as a fart in an elevator. Your about as funny as the elevator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megalithic Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 If you fart in your sleep does it still smell, or does the fart detect there's no one there and release no odour. ? Are farts actually sentient beings trying to communicate by means other than language, eg odour. ? I once wasn't in a wood but heard a tree fall. Why does life throw up such difficult questions. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sierra Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 Make banana bread! With chocolate chips. And walnuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upinwath Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 If you fart in your sleep does it still smell, My wife says so. Back to bananas. I'm unsure what I would do but my wife would use it as a plug to stop my smelly farts. Unrelated but I like fried bananas with sprinkles of chocolate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Number Six Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 Do I believe in bananas? No, they're just a phallacy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upinwath Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 Do I believe in bananas? No, they're just a phallacy. Ner.walked past a banana tree this morning. Loads round here.Saying that, they're not really trees but ruddy great big herbs. I walk past banana plants therefore they are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kthebean Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 ermmmmm................drink it? as in make a smoothie with it. apart from the odvious sexual referances youll get then id say use it as a pretend gun. use it as a boomerang peel it and leave the skin on the floor and laugh when people go flying on it use the inside of the peel to polish shoes use the peel to make compost smoke the peels thats all i can think of right now lol! Haha Katy you're nuts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upinwath Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 Haha Katy you're nuts! Now you've gone and put an idea into my head. Take one banana, two nuts and a mucky raincoat. Then scare schoolgirls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shipshape Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 Inject it with poison and give it someone that you do not like to eat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kthebean Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 Inject it with poison and give it someone that you do not like to eat. Give it to your friends wife as a present for her new mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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