ValleyBoy Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 Is anyone else like me ,and leaves 30 quid out for the Burglar when they go out of the house , as most Burglars will be druggies i feel once they have got enough money for their fix , most will leave my valuable stuff alone and not search for it trashing the house , wise or foolish . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kthebean Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 Not sure - I will need to do an assessment of your house to see whether its the best option for you. Please PM me your full address Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DUFFEMS Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 Is anyone else like me ,and leaves 30 quid out for the Burglar when they go out of the house , as most Burglars will be druggies i feel once they have got enough money for their fix , most will leave my valuable stuff alone and not search for it trashing the house , wise or foolish . Why not add a mince pie and a glass of sherry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ValleyBoy Posted August 3, 2010 Author Share Posted August 3, 2010 Not sure - I will need to do an assessment of your house to see whether its the best option for you. Please PM me your full address Ok but i may need to do a full body search , before you enter my premises young lady Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ValleyBoy Posted August 3, 2010 Author Share Posted August 3, 2010 Why not add a mince pie and a glass of sherry. I am sre Druggies prefer a bigger kick , maybe bake em a funny cake and a coke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DUFFEMS Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 I am sre Druggies prefer a bigger kick , maybe bake em a funny cake and a coke How about putting something with a narcotic effect in the mince pie and lacing the sherry too then the burglars will be sound asleep for you when you get home, job done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ValleyBoy Posted August 3, 2010 Author Share Posted August 3, 2010 How about putting something with a narcotic effect in the mince pie and lacing the sherry too then the burglars will be sound asleep for you when you get home, job done. As long as it works quickly and he/she is not down the castle market , trying to flog my thousend pound stereo for a tenner . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alchresearch Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 I'd have thought that anyone flush enough to leave £30 out will have some seriously decent goodies in their house and it would encourage me to break in! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TYPS Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 Is anyone else like me ,and leaves 30 quid out for the Burglar when they go out of the house , as most Burglars will be druggies i feel once they have got enough money for their fix , most will leave my valuable stuff alone and not search for it trashing the house , wise or foolish . Whats your address and when are you out next please? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorSHarp Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 Assuming they break into the room where you left the £30 first? Be a bit awkward if it's the last room they enter and have already rifled through your smalls before they discover the £30. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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