Jabberwocky Posted September 11, 2010 Share Posted September 11, 2010 I was on the bus yesterday just sitting there, minding my own business and picking my nose, when a Young lady climbed aboard. This young lady was one of the most beautiful creatures I have ever seen, I mean she was utterly gorgeous! As I sat there and drooled a bit, I noticed that as she sat and stared out of the window, her mouth was slightly ajar and to be honest it made her look moderately dim witted and it occurred to me that my cake hole was also gawping. I slammed my pie hole shut pretty promptly (Not that it made much difference, I look EXTREMELY dim witted whether my gob is open, closed or grinning inanely) and decided to have a sneaky peek around the bus at my fellow passengers to see the state of their gobs. Some people had their lips tightly pressed together, others were going the gaping thing, some were pursing their lips and a couple were grinning at nothing. There was no one with them or talking to them, but they were grinning... Insanely, I spent the rest of the day looking at gobs and discovered that most people lived their lives with lips pursed, teeth obviously clenched behind them. Tell me, my little sugar plums, do you know the status of YOUR Pie-hole...? Do you know a gaper or a purser ? Discuss please. Or I may have to eat your ear lobes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fox20thc Posted September 11, 2010 Share Posted September 11, 2010 I am one of the smilers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bloke Posted September 11, 2010 Share Posted September 11, 2010 I'll let everyone make their own mind up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joanl Posted September 11, 2010 Share Posted September 11, 2010 I Pout....prettily... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lestat Posted September 11, 2010 Share Posted September 11, 2010 My tongue pokes in and out and I make that 'Roadrunner - badoo-da-loop' noise.... is that weird? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teddie Posted September 11, 2010 Share Posted September 11, 2010 Dunno really. But I will be looking at everyones gob today for sure. It will like a tune when you can't get it out of your head! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obelix Posted September 11, 2010 Share Posted September 11, 2010 Mine hides behind a beard, so I can purse, pucker, or gape and you will never know.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabberwocky Posted September 11, 2010 Author Share Posted September 11, 2010 I Pout....prettily... So do I ! It doesnt half scare the other passengers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms Macbeth Posted September 11, 2010 Share Posted September 11, 2010 I am one of the smilers Me too! And, I often find if I give one away, I get one back. Or maybe they're just laughing at me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabberwocky Posted September 11, 2010 Author Share Posted September 11, 2010 Do you ever sit there, alone, in a pub or in the park or on a bus or anywhere actually, and think of funny things that happened in your past....? Then realise that youre grinning to yourself like a maniac? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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