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And big breasts?

 

I guess somebody had to.

Not really the sort of question that is going to get you a decent woman.

I mean would you really want the woman who responds with "My knockers are huge, would you like to come around and see for yourself".

 

I'd be more concerned with important questions like:-

 

1) Are you willing to put Brad up for adoption.

2) Do you cook?

3) Do you clean?

4) How much do you earn per annum?

 

These are the questions you should be asking.

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We are in the third isle near the tins of Beans in Tesco - Hurray - only me left!**

 

** Northrend is subject to availability, quantity left = 1, No P&P charges, no deposit required, sale ends sunday, not really interest free, cause if interest is lost then I can take a hint!

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