Alcoblog Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 Don't worry!... my facility has the matter in hand! I'm planning to harness the flare to power banks of computerised sewing machines which will create a dearth of wide bottomed trousers. Still trying to think what to call them though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karis Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 It's ok, guys. I'll be taking my Sunbrella on Dragons' Den next year. I only need thirty billion quid for seven thousand miles of tin foil... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karis Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 Don't worry!... my facility has the matter in hand! I'm planning to harness the flare to power banks of computerised sewing machines which will create a dearth of wide bottomed trousers. Still trying to think what to call them though! Oi! Your idea is stupid!!! It's the Sunbrella all the way! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alcoblog Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 Oi! Your idea is stupid!!! It's the Sunbrella all the way! Tough <REMOVED> sunshine! I, and my subsidiary company Alcofoil own 99% of the worlds bauxite mines! Where do you think you're going to get your foil from? Certainly not Tesco as they're winding down stocks of tinfoil to make way for my wide bottomed trousers! HA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harleyman Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 He was nearly right, they nearly went into administration There's still time, be a lovely bit of land for river side flats Funny you should say that. I always thought Bramall Lane would be an excellent site for a new mosque Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cressida Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 Thats why I put it, I too heard the voice. In fact I saw the face with one eye squinting and the other nearly popping out The Scottish guy in Dads Army sprung to my mind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sibon Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 Oi! Your idea is stupid!!! It's the Sunbrella all the way! Surely all we need to do is to send the tin foil hat wearers from this forum, outside to reflect the radiation. Sunbrella, pfft. That's just showy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karis Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 Surely all we need to do is to send the tin foil hat wearers from this forum, outside to reflect the radiation. Sunbrella, pfft. That's just showy. Hmmmphhhh. Who do you think you are? Duncan Bannatyne? Don't diss the brolly... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milquetoast1 Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 It's ok, guys. I'll be taking my Sunbrella on Dragons' Den next year. I only need thirty billion quid for seven thousand miles of tin foil... But what percentage of your company will you give me for thirty billion pounds? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vwkittie Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 Hands up all of those who have the words 'dooooooomed! we're all doooomed!' in a Scottish accent playing in the back of their heads at every alarmist story like this LOL yes absolutely! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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