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People who can't speak properly, people who dawdle, people who have no sense of direction, people who have no manners, people who have no work ethic, people who are of reasonable intelligence but are retarded, people who who sit there with their hand out saying "Giz more money", People who are so stupid that they shouldn't breed & those who have a grand life and still moan.

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People who can't speak properly, people who dawdle, people who have no sense of direction, people who have no manners, people who have no work ethic, people who are of reasonable intelligence but are retarded, people who who sit there with their hand out saying "Giz more money", People who are so stupid that they shouldn't breed & those who have a grand life and still moan.

 

So that cancels out most people.

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When you're in the garden and your tired old underpants are falling down inside your jeans but you can't pull them up because you've been cleaning up the mess left by the neighbour's cat and have got some traces of faeces on your hands, and the overlong sleeves on your fleece, which you rolled up to your elbows to clean up the mess, have rolled down again to your knuckles, and you are desperate for a pee but, because of contamination fears, you don't want to put your hands into your pockets for the key to the back door which you locked because you were afraid of burglars calling while you were otherwise occupied down the end of the garden, and to top it all off, your nose is running and you don't have a tissue and your mobile is signalling you have a new text message. How many of you recognise this scenario ...or is it just me?

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When you're in the garden and your tired old underpants are falling down inside your jeans but you can't pull them up because you've been cleaning up the mess left by the neighbour's cat and have got some traces of faeces on your hands, and the overlong sleeves on your fleece, which you rolled up to your elbows to clean up the mess, have rolled down again to your knuckles, and you are desperate for a pee but, because of contamination fears, you don't want to put your hands into your pockets for the key to the back door which you locked because you were afraid of burglars calling while you were otherwise occupied down the end of the garden, and to top it all off, your nose is running and you don't have a tissue and your mobile is signalling you have a new text message. How many of you recognise this scenario ...or is it just me?

 

I don't suppose anybody happened to video that on their mobile, did they?? :hihi:

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