Jump to content

Pet Hates, whats yours?


Recommended Posts

people who go to skegness and ingoldmells....get a life and travel the world,some

amazing places to see out there :-)

 

people who think they are better than others but realy they come from the same backgrownd and will probley settel down when they retire

Link to comment
Share on other sites

When you're in the garden and your tired old underpants are falling down inside your jeans but you can't pull them up because you've been cleaning up the mess left by the neighbour's cat and have got some traces of faeces on your hands, and the overlong sleeves on your fleece, which you rolled up to your elbows to clean up the mess, have rolled down again to your knuckles, and you are desperate for a pee but, because of contamination fears, you don't want to put your hands into your pockets for the key to the back door which you locked because you were afraid of burglars calling while you were otherwise occupied down the end of the garden, and to top it all off, your nose is running and you don't have a tissue and your mobile is signalling you have a new text message. How many of you recognise this scenario ...or is it just me?

 

ha this made me laugh. You are either a bit weird though or have a good imagination

Link to comment
Share on other sites

1/ Vertically challenged men with a chip on their shoulder

 

2/ "sorry this checkout is now closing"

 

3/ Hypocritical climate change protesters (the sort who travel 100 miles by bus, car, plane etc to stage a protest

 

4/ Takeaway menus posted through letterbox on a daily basis

 

5/ Males that wear jeans with half their backsides showing (get a belt or jeans that fit for crying out loud!

 

6/ Women with hairy legs

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Shop assistants who stop serving you to answer the 'phone.

People who talk with the "Australian rising inflection"

People who say "Can I get" instead of "Please may I have"

People who say "Simples"

People who say "For my sins"

Young,male shop assistants who call you "Mate"

Tautology

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.

×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

We have placed cookies on your device to help make this website better. You can adjust your cookie settings, otherwise we'll assume you're okay to continue.