Dozy Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 My brother refers to them as botty coughs!!! Which is a remarkably refained phrasette for the horrors he manages to produce. But he can't outfart a Staffy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dickmint Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 A fart is a ball of compressed air, It makes you stand at ease, It warms your bed on a frosty night, And suffocates the fleas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harleyman Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 Back in mah neck o' the Ozarks a feller gits a lotta respeck for the thunder he has in his Levis. It's darn nigh plain rude iffen a feller dont let off a coupla pant splitters after eatin' chile and beans with kin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattricia Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 My trumps are awful as they smell ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harleyman Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 Funniest thing I saw was a Marine Drill Instructor who let off an ear shattering fart in front of us then raised his left leg and started to shake it violently Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northrend Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 Longest for me was about 14 seconds. Didn't smell but did sound like a pop song lol My ex was not impressed as it was in her direction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mort Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 Funniest thing I saw was a Marine Drill Instructor who let off an ear shattering fart in front of us then raised his left leg and started to shake it violently My dad used to do the leg-shake. Even if you were out of hearing range you could always tell when he'd released one into the wild. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harleyman Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 My dad used to do the leg-shake. Even if you were out of hearing range you could always tell when he'd released one into the wild. He was a gentleman obviously, gave fair warning to all around. The worst kind are the ones who let one go (The silent and deadly type) while standing near you then move off to the other side of the room and leave you to take the blame Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mort Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 He was a gentleman obviously, gave fair warning to all around. The worst kind are the ones who let one go (The silent and deadly type) while standing near you then move off to the other side of the room and leave you to take the blame Oh no, Dad never did SBD's they always sounded like a space shuttle launch, you had plenty of warning at least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackie2141 Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 A fart is a ball of compressed air, It makes you stand at ease, It warms your bed on a frosty night, And suffocates the fleas. :hihi: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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