Trumping .. socially unacceptable or not.. ?

[whitehorses]

There was an old man

of ninety - two

He let out a fart

and away it flew

 

It went up the hill

and down the lane

and back to

the old man's arse again.:hihi:

[miaowwoof]

The best kind are morning trumps!!!! Sometimes i do them that big my hubby tells me the neighbour is next door in bed with a 5 inch parting in his hair!!!! god how lady like am i!!!!

[lyndix]

The best kind are morning trumps!!!! Sometimes i do them that big my hubby tells me the neighbour is next door in bed with a 5 inch parting in his hair!!!! god how lady like am i!!!!

 

hahaha!! morning trumps are always impressive!!

[whitewitch]

Im a trumper. When I first started working where I am, I was accepted as "one of the lads" within the first day. Theres nothing worse than gut rot from holding in your gas

[classicfan]

"A fart is the cry of an imprisoned turd"

[owlface]

A 14 second fart that sounded like a pop song?

And what song might that be?

 

Blowing in the wind?

[Mondeo Man]

My trumps are awful as they smell !

 

I love a girl who is proud of her farts.

[Harleyman]

If it's a fart done accidentally then that's one thing but if the fart was let off as a source of amusement at the dinner table or a social gathering then that marks the perpetrator as a "paesano" by any standard.

 

As a source of amusement it can be quite normal in some circles. In my military days after a night on the beer farting contests were a regular feature of barrack room life

 

There was one guy who marched up and down the barrack room letting off one fart after another and each time giving the Nazi salute

[Dickmint]

Is this thread about trumping just a wind up?

[daftlad]

try http://www.fartsounds.net there is a nameboard on there of the fart in question as well as the sound effect