Mondeo Man Posted October 20, 2010 Share Posted October 20, 2010 ps - to the person across the road who saw me do it, if you videod it can you send me a copy, I could win £250! If they sent you a copy, rather than earn the £250 themselves, they'd be a bigger numpty than you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angelstars Posted October 20, 2010 Share Posted October 20, 2010 my son did it once, we was in bridlington, walking along with our ice creams, my son who never shuts up was talking away then.... bam! face straight into the lampost.. he looked at what ice cream he had left in his hand, then the ground at the splattered mess he didnt then burst out crying.... my nose! me and hubby was histerical, couldnt breath we was laughing that hard :hihi: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rupert_Baehr Posted October 20, 2010 Share Posted October 20, 2010 Perhaps there needs to be a new law banning the use of mobile phones (other than hands-free units) whilst walking. I wonder why Labour didn't think of that one? Could've been a real money-maker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milquetoast1 Posted October 20, 2010 Share Posted October 20, 2010 We're a nation of plonkers really! Hey! Leave me out of this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mj.scuba Posted October 20, 2010 Share Posted October 20, 2010 Once saw a person walking and texting fall over a bright yellow 'Caution! - Slippery Floor' sign. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Campanula Posted October 20, 2010 Share Posted October 20, 2010 When my daughter was 3 she decided to run away from me in the street and as I chased after her she looked back at me then ran full speed into a lamp post! She said it reeeeaaaaaaaaalllllllyyyy hurt!! I was half 'oh poor baby' and half 'that'll teach you to run away from me!' The shopping basket/ umbrella stories cracked me up. The best I have of that kind of thing would be driving off with bag/ purse/ other random items still on top of the car. I have done it SO many times! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shoo gal Posted October 20, 2010 Author Share Posted October 20, 2010 The shopping basket/ umbrella stories cracked me up. The best I have of that kind of thing would be driving off with bag/ purse/ other random items still on top of the car. I have done it SO many times! haha you should only do it once then learn never to do it again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJ sheffield Posted October 20, 2010 Share Posted October 20, 2010 My mum worked at Hallamshire hospital and you wouldn't believe the amount of men and women that had come to casualty that had fallen on to things like bars of soap and deodorant cans whilst they were bathing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Campanula Posted October 20, 2010 Share Posted October 20, 2010 My mum worked at Hallamshire hospital and you wouldn't believe the amount of men and women that had come to casualty that had fallen on to things like bars of soap and deodorant cans whilst they were bathing. :hihi: That reminds me of a programme I watched about A and E where one of the nurses was talking about all the objects people had 'accidentally' got stuck in orrifices - one was a small bust of Queen Victoria that a lady claimed she 'fell on' when dusting the curtains. Eeuw!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panthera Posted October 20, 2010 Share Posted October 20, 2010 my wife did it last week, she walked into the big metal lump that sticks out of the CEX doorway in town, she was looking at the floor, looked up just as we entered and bam smack on the forehead, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.