galanthusgal Posted October 20, 2010 Share Posted October 20, 2010 I ran into a 10 foot high sculpture whilst hitting my girlfriend with a rolled up magazine in an amusing manner. Bet your girlfriend didn't think it was an 'amusing manner' until you hit the sculpture! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saffy Posted October 20, 2010 Share Posted October 20, 2010 HUhuh .. to my daughter's utter shame, I walked out of Primark with one of their bags hanging off of my arm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoopBoop Posted October 20, 2010 Share Posted October 20, 2010 I once left my Dad waiting for me outside Jane Norman at Meadowhall, and when I came out "my Dad" was standing there holding a West-One bag, so I naturally asked him what he had been buying - turns out it wasn't my Dad, just some guy who was standing exactly where Dad had been before he decided to go have a browse around another shop. Thanks Dad for making me look stoopid! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonkeyLover Posted October 20, 2010 Share Posted October 20, 2010 Oh, i just remembered another one..... many years ago, we were on holiday in one of those all-inclusive hotels. Husband sat at the table whilst I went to get my meal. I came back to the table and sat down, saying "MMMM this looks lovely, and i'm STARVING" - I'd almost started eating it when i looked up into the face of a complete stranger - i had sat at the wrong table! (he did look a bit like my husband!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
esme Posted October 20, 2010 Share Posted October 20, 2010 Mod Note Off topic and insulting posts removed along with every post that referred to or quoted them. Keep it on topic and stop the insults or the thread will be closed and action taken against the perpetrators. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finoni9 Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 lol my husband did a similar thing - was reading a document on the way to a meeting - he felt like a wally! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GothicCharm Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 oh the things ive done... 1. walked into a lampost in the daylight with many people around. (i was alot younger but basically wasn't looking in the right direction) 2. walked into a wall at school with my eyes closed.. there's more.. trust me. i can make you feel less stupid about pretty much anything lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarebear1982 Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 At least you didn't turn round and appologise to the lamp post like my friend did! My friend did that! My dad used to walk into this one lamp post apparantly it was out of line (by about 3cm's) nothing to do with 8 pints then pop's eh!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funkymiss Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 slightly off topic, but... whilst on the subject of feeling a right plonker - I once walked all the way round town carrying a wire supermarket basket which I had forgot to put back in place on my way out!:hihi: Hope that makes you feel better! Haha!! I once walked round Tesco after work wearing a huge sparkly Dora the Explorer sticker a child in my class had given me. I have also gone into a meeting adorned with a hawaiian necklace/whistle I forgot I had round my neck. Luckily a meeting full of teachers so hopefully there was some understanding there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sean Hughes Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 Walked into a concrete lamp post years ago while reading a book, felt like a bit of an idiot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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