Amaranthus Posted November 1, 2010 Share Posted November 1, 2010 Telling me to hurry up constantly. Telling me to slow down all the bloody time! He doesn't feel safe unless I'm doing 50mph on the motorway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
walkertelecoms Posted November 1, 2010 Share Posted November 1, 2010 She drives about 60mph on the motorway so not that bad, but she also does the same on the backstreets and putting the car in the garage. She's about as good a driver as I am a Britney Spears lookalike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
walkertelecoms Posted November 3, 2010 Share Posted November 3, 2010 I know when she's got the hump on with me, she only irons one of my socks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Treatment Posted November 3, 2010 Share Posted November 3, 2010 My late wife used to even iron my underpants, which was kind, but not while I was wearing them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hetty Posted November 3, 2010 Share Posted November 3, 2010 ........irons socks?!! One or a pair, she really needs to get out more!!!!! LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabberwocky Posted November 3, 2010 Share Posted November 3, 2010 Mine likes to ... to Talk to me. Women arent supposed to do that, are they? I thought they were supposed to shut up and get on with the cooking or something??? Anyway, mine likes to wait until I`m really busy with the telly or the computer or something vital and then she decides to inform me about Mrs. Jones` new curtains or something like that. heh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hetty Posted November 3, 2010 Share Posted November 3, 2010 Sounds like you like a woman to be barefoot, pregnant and in the kitchen!!!!! Besides Mrs Jones' curtains are far more interesting than the telly etc!!!!! You made me laugh tho'!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabberwocky Posted November 3, 2010 Share Posted November 3, 2010 Sounds like you like a woman to be barefoot, pregnant and in the kitchen!!!!! Besides Mrs Jones' curtains are far more interesting than the telly etc!!!!! You made me laugh tho'!! Shurrup and marry me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hetty Posted November 3, 2010 Share Posted November 3, 2010 ...............can you afford me?!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabberwocky Posted November 3, 2010 Share Posted November 3, 2010 I`ll sell my pert little botty on street corners if I have to! Ok... I just realised what I just typed and... I`ll be back after the ban Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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