RonJeremy Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 Well I'm certainly not driving in the "slow" lane in MY German car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L00b Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 (edited) Move with the times: Hard shoulder = lane 1 Lane 2 = People refusing to use lane 1 who drive at 50MPH Lane 3 = People who are trying to get going somewhere without fuss on cruise control Lane 4 = People who are trying to get somewhere fast and German cars pimped-up vans. Corrected for accuracy, if you will allow Edited January 7, 2016 by L00b Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Cid Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 Are you sure? I thought it was Lane 1 - 50mph Lane 2 - 60 Lane 3 - 70 My works minibus is limited to 62mph, I understand some vehicles are limited to 56mph, are they allowed in the middle lane? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJeremy Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 My works minibus is limited to 62mph, I understand some vehicles are limited to 56mph, are they allowed in the middle lane? Nope. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eater Sundae Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 My works minibus is limited to 62mph, I understand some vehicles are limited to 56mph, are they allowed in the middle lane? I think you'll find they shouldn't even be on the motorway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
srt2016 Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 "I think you'll find they shouldn't even be on the motorway" Really? ---------- Post added 07-01-2016 at 13:55 ---------- "My works minibus is limited to 62mph, I understand some vehicles are limited to 56mph, are they allowed in the middle lane? " Yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 "I think you'll find they shouldn't even be on the motorway" Really? ---------- Post added 07-01-2016 at 13:55 ---------- "My works minibus is limited to 62mph, I understand some vehicles are limited to 56mph, are they allowed in the middle lane? " Yes I know you're new, so welcome, but you will learn that Sheffield Forummers don't bother with things like rules & regulations they rely on how they've always done things and assume that they're correct. No amount of facts will ever dispel this; in fact there's a term for it: Confirmation bias. Whatever they read or hear will only confirm their perception of reality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgtkate Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 I know you're new, so welcome, but you will learn that Sheffield Forummers don't bother with things like rules & regulations they rely on how they've always done things and assume that they're correct. No amount of facts will ever dispel this; in fact there's a term for it: Confirmation bias. Whatever they read or hear will only confirm their perception of reality. Or we have a sense of humour on silly threads like this. Unless you were also making a humorous comment that went right over my head. If so, here is a WHOOOOSH for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DnAuK Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 (edited) Are you sure? I thought it was Lane 1 - 50mph Lane 2 - 60 Lane 3 - 70 Sitting on the side of the motorway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 18 MPH. He thinks to himself, this driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!" So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over. Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies -- two in the front seat and three in the back -- wide eyed and white as ghosts. The driver, obviously confused, says to him, "Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?" "Ma'am," the officer replies, "you weren't speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers." "Slower than the speed limit? No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly... Eighteen miles an hour! "The old woman says a bit proudly. The Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that 18" was the motorway number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error. But before I let you go, Ma'am, I have to ask... Is everyone in this car OK? These women seem awfully shaken and they haven't muttered a single peep this whole time," the officer asks. "Oh, they'll be all right in a minute officer. We just got off the M180." Edited January 8, 2016 by DnAuK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MickyA Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 nice one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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