shanes teeth Posted November 8, 2010 Share Posted November 8, 2010 An Amazonian one...? Do you hear jungle sounds at night when its throbbing? I do have a very nice young lady come to look at it from time to time,but I don't think she's an Amazon. But she is quite handy with sharp objects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vwkittie Posted November 8, 2010 Share Posted November 8, 2010 I've got vitiligo like MJ had. Not really exotic but has famous connections! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabberwocky Posted November 8, 2010 Author Share Posted November 8, 2010 I do have a very nice young lady come to look at it from time to time,but I don't think she's an Amazon. But she is quite handy with sharp objects. Ok... How would I go about getting one of these ingrown toenails....? Is she a...a redhead by any chance,,,? Theyre great with knives and stabbing weapons! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattricia Posted November 8, 2010 Share Posted November 8, 2010 Yeah sit next to me! You wont be able to get a word in edgeways! Wanna bet on it ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattricia Posted November 8, 2010 Share Posted November 8, 2010 I've got vitiligo like MJ had. Not really exotic but has famous connections! Michael Jackson ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabberwocky Posted November 8, 2010 Author Share Posted November 8, 2010 I've had mumps, scarlet fever and whooping cough, I had a fun childhood. I was diagnosed by NHS direct with swine flu, but never swabbed so I can't be certain it wasn't one of the many other bugs going round at the time, but the weirdest thing I ever had was a Bartholins Cyst. Only 2% of women get that, so I consider it exotic. Google it, Mr Wocky, you'll fall in love instantly Damn. I wonder if I could persuade the OH (may her forehead be ever wrinkled like that of a Klingon) to get a couple of those... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_rudeboy Posted November 8, 2010 Share Posted November 8, 2010 Nowt exciting, just glandular fever and chicken pox. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shanes teeth Posted November 8, 2010 Share Posted November 8, 2010 Ok... How would I go about getting one of these ingrown toenails....? Is she a...a redhead by any chance,,,? Theyre great with knives and stabbing weapons! No,her head is just normal colour. As for getting an ingrown toenail,I think it's from years of wearing red patent winkle-pickers(although I'm not sure that the colour is important) (or the kind of leather) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabberwocky Posted November 8, 2010 Author Share Posted November 8, 2010 I wonder if Whelk pickers would have the same effect... I have several pairs of those. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shanes teeth Posted November 8, 2010 Share Posted November 8, 2010 I do believe that whelk pickers are slightly broader in the region of the toe and therefore ,I would think,be less efficacious in producing the desired result.Probably. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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