Bike Riders Scutching Stick - Humorous

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Thinking of making myself such a device, piece of wood with an inflated rubber glove would do, just to deliver a quick slap.

Walking across the road today on my way to work with lights on red, next thing 2 bike riders came tearing through the lights and nearly sent me flying (not the first time its happened) and then tonight some geezer decides to ride between 2 lanes of traffic near Ponds Forge, cut me up as I'm stopping for the lights, mounted the pavement nearly taking out two ladies then zooms across the open junction flagging of a bus driver for beeping at him!!!

 

Now I'm a cyclist but would never do that, seriously I wouldn't.