Jabberwocky Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 Back in the summer I spent 20 nick nicks on a Beany. I`m sure you`ve seen them, those daft hats that the young uns wear, they look a bit like a rugby sock and theyre pulled way down over the lug oyles and forehead. I saw one, it has a little metal skull on it, I loved it and I bloody-well went and bought it! Got home, put it on and was almost deafened by the derisive, screeching laughter of my OH (may the lord turn her forehead into a chivers jelly) who informed me that I looked more than mildly retarded in it and no 49 year old in his right mind would wear a beany! So, I looked in the mirror.... What gaped back at me was something I dont want to see again in a hurry, now I KNOW I`m not pretty, I`m fully aware that I was designed for better things than just being eye candy and I dont mind looking a bit....rough, but the nightmare that grinned back at me from that mirror brought me out in a cold sweat and gave me the horrors for a week. So I put a pic of myself wearing the hat onto Facebook.... And instantly lost 53 friends. So, I adapted it, I folded it over and wear it like a regular woolly hat now. Ok, the sight isnt much better, but at least I get lots of sweets given to me in the street by old ladies who say things like `Awww bless him` and `Its a disgrace that someone like him should be allowed out on his own, I wonder where his handler is` and things along those lines. What do you reckon, my little sex fiends? Is there an age range for beany wearers? Should I bin the beany or keep wearing it and continue to get sweeties given to me by kindly ladies...? Should I adapt it into a hat or do the beany thing and scare people as I lope along the street looking like a tortoise with teeth? I need a reply quickly before the cold weather hits and I lose an ear lobe to frost bite! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BettyBooHoo! Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 It cost you 20 pairs of pants??? I didn't know you could trade in undies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabberwocky Posted November 23, 2010 Author Share Posted November 23, 2010 It cost you 20 pairs of pants??? I didn't know you could trade in undies! No I meant knicker! Pounds! Quid! My undies are worth far more than a hat! Especially my soiled ones, I sell them to Japanese buisnessmen on Ebay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BettyBooHoo! Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 No I meant knicker! Pounds! Quid! My undies are worth far more than a hat! Especially my soiled ones, I sell them to Japanese buisnessmen on Ebay! Ahhh, I see! The Japanese will buy anything! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabberwocky Posted November 23, 2010 Author Share Posted November 23, 2010 Ahhh, I see! The Japanese will buy anything! Well the skiddies can also make a nutritional meal for them, they eat raw fish so I`m sure they`ll stretch to a skiddy too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tess Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 No Jabbers, just no. Men wearing beanies over the age of about 25 always look like they're about to rob a bank. (Not that i'm saying you look over 25 of course.. just food for thought). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabberwocky Posted November 23, 2010 Author Share Posted November 23, 2010 No Jabbers, just no. Men wearing beanies over the age of about 25 always look like they're about to rob a bank. (Not that i'm saying you look over 25 of course.. just food for thought). But Im always about to rob a bank! I`ll do it too one day, I bloody will! I like the hat though, it annoys the OH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BettyBooHoo! Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 Well the skiddies can also make a nutritional meal for them, they eat raw fish so I`m sure they`ll stretch to a skiddy too! I would image they could stew them and make a nice broth to go with Chicken Foetus and roast rat! Mmmm! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabberwocky Posted November 23, 2010 Author Share Posted November 23, 2010 Forgot to mention: I`m wearing it now, in the house, as I sit here at the comp. Its in woolly hat mode at the moment which means the skull on the front is invisible because its hidden by the folds of hat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabberwocky Posted November 23, 2010 Author Share Posted November 23, 2010 I would image they could stew them and make a nice broth to go with Chicken Foetus and roast rat! Mmmm! You see? Youre getting into my way of thinking now! May god have mercy on your soul! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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