clownaround Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 Yyffan the elf does indeed like the odd tipple ... judging by the fact Thunderbird 2 has just dropped off pod 6 marked 'Threshers' He's scuttling about as I type, loading it all in the Wendy house! I thought you were gonna say he drinks thunderbird. Jees we dont want some bladdered elfs running around acting like ogres. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Temper Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 This thread should be reported to the elf and safety executive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
handypandy Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 Its not one of these little scamps is it? dooitmiz elf and bymiz elf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alcoblog Posted January 6, 2011 Author Share Posted January 6, 2011 Its not one of these little scamps is it? dooitmiz elf and bymiz elf Ha ha! ... did you do that by yours elf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danot Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 I was once ripped off by an elf called Yyffan. I wonder if it's the same one?..... I booked him for a elfish presley tribute night and he never turned up. Still owes me thirty quid deposit money he does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alcoblog Posted January 6, 2011 Author Share Posted January 6, 2011 Day 2 ... Yyffan is nowhere to be seen! I hired him to carry out gardening duties ... specifically mucking out the African elephant which is becoming a problem. He's definitely up to no good ... he's nicked my spare supercomputer and hooked into my small hadron collider and loaded the Wendy house with beer! The Al quadriplegia terrorists left furtively at around four this morning taking pot shots at the squirrels with their Heckler and Koch water pistols ... I suspect they'll be back! To add to my problems, Stevie 'boy' Hawking is coming round for tea so I'm busy making intravenous Fray Bentos steak and kidney pie (with mushy peas). Why is my life so difficult! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mojo1 Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 Have you buried gold at the bottom of your garden? This is supposed to appease the little folk and you have to add to it each year. Also when the weather is right you need to plant marigolds for them to warm their (I say their as he'll have his family in there breeding like rabbits by the end of the week, mark my words) hands over before the sun reaches full strength in a morning. I think the answer is to hire another gardener to carry out these simple tasks for you... either that or get a few cats, that'll sort him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alcoblog Posted January 6, 2011 Author Share Posted January 6, 2011 Have you buried gold at the bottom of your garden? This is supposed to appease the little folk and you have to add to it each year. No ... I don't have carats in my garden! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mojo1 Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 Then it looks like you're going to have to invest heavily in cats. There's a security firm called Cats Protection, they might be able to help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mort Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 This Yyffan character sounds like he might be a relative of the McFeegles. The boozing is a dead giveaway I'm afraid you're doomed if that is the case. DOOOOOOMed.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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