Frank Sidney Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 Hello - I'm a member at Hillsborough Leisure Centre. You may have seen me I'm the bloke in string vest and plimsoles? Anyway, before I start my moan I'd like to say that the Leisure Centre is by far the best I've been a member of, and I've been a member of quite a few. The staff are great, the equipment (love the power plates) is good and there's plenty of it. My only moan would be I want a jucuzzi, and I want one now!! Right these are my observations and advise to other members.. 1. Will the middle aged men, you know who you are, please buy some new swimming attire. Your Life Saving badge, that your mother stitched on, is well past its best. As are the seventies style shorts its stitched to. And please get some that fit. Alternatively, please don't sit in front of me in the sauna because its not a pretty site. 2. Will the middle aged hippy type men please buy a full length mirror, then you will appreciate what you look like. A ordinary dress shirt tucked into cycling shorts, accompanied with black diamond festune socks and Tesco toe bender trainers, is not a great look. 3. Will the fit young men who almost lick the mirror as they change in front of it realise, as my gran would say, "those who love themselves the most, find it hardest to find the love of another"... 4. Will the men who like an audience and flex their mussles on the pushy up thing in front of the bikes realise we think you are a bit dim. 5. Please will the gents who get dried in the changing area please use the shower area. Puddles are a little annoying. 6. Will the men who seem to still think they're 6 months old and cover everything with talc please, at least, clean it up. 7. Will the men who combine 5 and 6 please ensure it is cleaned up. I got home the other day and I'd got a bap on each foot.... Anyway, I could go on but that's it for now anyway:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shanes teeth Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 Hello - I'm a member at Hillsborough Leisure Centre. You may have seen me I'm the bloke in string vest and plimsoles?Anyway, before I start my moan I'd like to say that the Leisure Centre is by far the best I've been a member of, and I've been a member of quite a few. The staff are great, the equipment (love the power plates) is good and there's plenty of it. My only moan would be I want a jucuzzi, and I want one now!! Right these are my observations and advise to other members.. 1. Will the middle aged men, you know who you are, please buy some new swimming attire. Your Life Saving badge, that your mother stitched on, is well past its best. As are the seventies style shorts its stitched to. And please get some that fit. Alternatively, please don't sit in front of me in the sauna because its not a pretty site. 2. Will the middle aged hippy type men please buy a full length mirror, then you will appreciate what you look like. A ordinary dress shirt tucked into cycling shorts, accompanied with black diamond festune socks and Tesco toe bender trainers, is not a great look. 3. Will the fit young men who almost lick the mirror as they change in front of it realise, as my gran would say, "those who love themselves the most, find it hardest to find the love of another"... 4. Will the men who like an audience and flex their mussles on the pushy up thing in front of the bikes realise we think you are a bit dim. 5. Please will the gents who get dried in the changing area please use the shower area. Puddles are a little annoying. 6. Will the men who seem to still think their 6 months old and cover everything with talk please, at least, clean it up. 7. Will the men who combine 5 and 6 please ensure it is cleaned up. I got home the other day and I'd got a bap on each foot.... Anyway, I could go on but that's it for now anyway:D What? Just a string vest and plimsoles? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastTime Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 You seem to watch men a lot in the gym, don't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Sidney Posted January 5, 2011 Author Share Posted January 5, 2011 Hippys wearing shirts? And i can't work out what number 6 is saying? Sorry it should have been men throwing talc over themselves in the changing rooms. Although, it didn't take much working out. Where else would there be talc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Sidney Posted January 5, 2011 Author Share Posted January 5, 2011 You seem to watch men a lot in the gym, don't you? It takes my mind off "Laura Croft" in the gym area... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Sidney Posted January 5, 2011 Author Share Posted January 5, 2011 Well, you put talk, and what with that being a real word and everything.... I couldn't work out why a 6 month old would be talking all the time. No I didn't, did I? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weenireeni Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 no.7 would the strange guy in string vest and plimsolls stop staring at everyone..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Sidney Posted January 5, 2011 Author Share Posted January 5, 2011 no.7 would the strange guy in string vest and plimsolls stop staring at everyone..... mmmm, that was pretty funny.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
denlin Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 Hello - I'm a member at Hillsborough Leisure Centre. You may have seen me I'm the bloke in string vest and plimsoles? Anyway, before I start my moan I'd like to say that the Leisure Centre is by far the best I've been a member of, and I've been a member of quite a few. The staff are great, the equipment (love the power plates) is good and there's plenty of it. My only moan would be I want a jucuzzi, and I want one now!! Right these are my observations and advise to other members.. 1. Will the middle aged men, you know who you are, please buy some new swimming attire. Your Life Saving badge, that your mother stitched on, is well past its best. As are the seventies style shorts its stitched to. And please get some that fit. Alternatively, please don't sit in front of me in the sauna because its not a pretty site. 2. Will the middle aged hippy type men please buy a full length mirror, then you will appreciate what you look like. A ordinary dress shirt tucked into cycling shorts, accompanied with black diamond festune socks and Tesco toe bender trainers, is not a great look. 3. Will the fit young men who almost lick the mirror as they change in front of it realise, as my gran would say, "those who love themselves the most, find it hardest to find the love of another"... 4. Will the men who like an audience and flex their mussles on the pushy up thing in front of the bikes realise we think you are a bit dim. 5. Please will the gents who get dried in the changing area please use the shower area. Puddles are a little annoying. 6. Will the men who seem to still think they're 6 months old and cover everything with talc please, at least, clean it up. 7. Will the men who combine 5 and 6 please ensure it is cleaned up. I got home the other day and I'd got a bap on each foot.... Anyway, I could go on but that's it for now anyway:D If thats the best gym you've been to, what are the others like? You clearly enjoy moaning and anybody who calls gym equipment pushy up things and can't spell muscles really didn't ought to start calling other people dim. And its etiquette not etequette Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Sidney Posted January 5, 2011 Author Share Posted January 5, 2011 If thats the best gym you've been to, what are the others like? You clearly enjoy moaning and anybody who calls gym equipment pushy up things and can't spell muscles really didn't ought to start calling other people dim. And its etiquette not etequette Sorry, you're one of them on the pushy up thing aren't you, no offence.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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