orbs Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 going out with my OH, just been to mums grave & came out on manor lane then stalled, & stalled again by this time i had 2 cars waiting behind & my OH mouthing off, me screaming back, stalled again so swore long & loud at him & got out of the car & told him to drive (wish i had been close to home) but should have stayed in driver seat. still i didnt let him take me out again & passed test easily.still driving 35years later with a clean history (cant spell licence) touch wood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonkeyLover Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 going out with my OH, just been to mums grave & came out on manor lane then stalled, & stalled again by this time i had 2 cars waiting behind & my OH mouthing off, me screaming back, stalled again so swore long & loud at him & got out of the car & told him to drive (wish i had been close to home) but should have stayed in driver seat. still i didnt let him take me out again & passed test easily.still driving 35years later with a clean history (cant spell licence) touch wood. :hihi: Reminds me of when I had a lesson with my ex-husband! I shot out of a side road onto a main road without looking, and a car was coming along. I was driving barefoot, and it was piddling it down with rain. He made me get out of the driving seat, and I was walking round the car to get in the passenger seat, and he shot round and drove off and left me! The Barsteward! ps - you spelt 'licence' correctly by the way! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonkeyLover Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 Turning right across a dual carraigeway. I stalled the car as I started out across the other side and stopped sideways on in the 2nd lane as a Volvo was bearing down on the instructors' side of the car... he was remarkably calm and just said, "turn the key, and into 1st" or something like that. I turned right across a dual carriageway in a test once. My lights had been at green to go, and so had the others on the opposite side of the dual carriageway. Of course, i should have waited patiently in the middle - but i set off to go in front of the two rows of oncoming traffic. The examiners hair stood on end as she shouted "DON'T GO!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomm06 Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 Don't think I ever had a bad time with my instructor. Whenever something was done wrong he was so calm and cool, he would 'suggest' I wouldn't do it. For example ''I wouldn't be going 40 on this stretch now mate'' Whilst doing my very first reverse around the corner, he stopped me mid-way to check out a milfs arse who was walking by, and during one of the breaks in a 2 hour lesson he once said ''Oo, she looks like she hit every branch on the ugly tree'' My instructor was a lad, shame I had to pass really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alchresearch Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 A flock of geese stood on a country lane. Driving Instructor: "Rev your engine to scare them off". I did and nothing happened. Driving Instructor: "Sound your horn". Cue loads of geese hissing, honking, flapping wings and pecking the car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
convert Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 Heading through a narrow gap, without slowing; the instructor went mad at me saying I should have slowed down. Didn't even come close to hitting anything (other than the instructor). Mind you he wasn't pleased when I said 'It's only close if you can't get a coat of paint between the cars'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forumosaurus Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 I stalled on both my maneuvers in my test and I still passed =) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danny11 Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 The female instructor started to touch my leg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perplexed Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 Going out with my dad to practice. He's the worlds worst passenger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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