Fareast Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 Cressida if I worked in a hotel where you were staying, I would be lurking round your room at all hours !! [ for an autograph I mean ----far too old for hanky-panky....me, I mean-----not you ! ] Seriously, most hotel doors have some kind of internal device to make it difficult for a pass-key or pass-card holder to get in, without breaking down the door. I remember once in Scunthorpe----a beautiful, young blonde girl was always trying to force herself into m........O.K., then, I admit it------I 'm lying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cressida Posted January 17, 2011 Author Share Posted January 17, 2011 Fareast, I would be very tempted to open the door anyway, we could always play cards;) How did you know I was famous anyway? Have I been talking in my sleep again:o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Sidney Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 I have always felt safe in hotels, but even last year I was put off staying in a single room by myself - staff have pass keys and now magnetic cards - I wonder who actually is allowed to have them Ladies, would you feel safe staying in an hotel room by yourself? One of my ex's and I were in a room, in bed, about midnight in a hotel somewhere and a bloke walked in the room. He said reception said it was empty! I could have been sexually assaulted if he'd been that way inclined.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cressida Posted January 17, 2011 Author Share Posted January 17, 2011 One of my ex's and I were in a room, in bed, about midnight in a hotel somewhere and a bloke walked in the room. He said reception said it was empty! I could have been sexually assaulted if he'd been that way inclined.... :hihi: I bet you put the chair up against the door after that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Sidney Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 :hihi: I bet you put the chair up against the door after that! No the g/f.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cressida Posted January 17, 2011 Author Share Posted January 17, 2011 lol you're incorrigible:hihi: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fareast Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 Cressida, I 'm not very good at card games [ though I do have good sleight of hand ]. How about ' Hunt The Thimble ' ? You have to hide a thimble on your person, somewhere-----anywhere-----any old place in fact-----and the other person has to try and find it. You can have hours of fun and it would take anyone 's mind off insecure hotel entrance facilities ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cressida Posted January 18, 2011 Author Share Posted January 18, 2011 Thimbles! I've got a supply:hihi: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fareast Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 Cressida ! A supply ? I can see, young lady that you 'll have to be searched VERY thoroughly indeed. Another alternative could be to distribute some of your thimbles amongst the hotel staff and they would be so engrossed in the game that they wouldn 't have the time or inclination to be tampering with the guest 's private entrances ? You know, my dear, I think I missed my calling-----I ought to be a hotel manager---or, perhaps better still--- a night porter !! Do you fancy co-owning a hotel with me ? We could call it ' The Fumbing Thimble ' 80 quid a night, breakfast or double beds extra, night visitors optional. [ Incidentally, and this is true [ ! ] ----at a lot of the hotels in China, every night, in the rooms where they know there are only male guests, they shove a little ' flyer ' under the door, advertising ' complete body massage......etc....complete with photo of a beautiful masseuse, aged about 20. I suppose that IS better than someone just barging through an insecure door and grunting , " Up for it, then, love ? " ]. Now in exile in Malaysia----hope you are well, Cressida ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mynameisdan Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 I once stubbed my toe in a travel lodge. NEVER AGAIN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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