Rand Hobart Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 Not my other half but a mate, I gave a lift home from work one Friday night, left a copy of razzle (centre pages, the full beaver) on the rear parcel shelf of my ford escort. I then drove to Ambleside where a girl I was dating lived with her parents. I stopped the weekend, had a great time, and took her and her parents out to a pub for Sunday lunch. We were was getting into the car when her mother spotted it. It was like a scene from the inbetweeners. I groveled and apologised all the way back to their house with the three of them stony faced. We went out for a while longer but the relationship never really recovered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gina2007 Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 Another thing i do is when he's too lazy to text one of his friends or reply to them, He hands me the phone and say's send .......... whatever so i do but i end it with "sugarbum" or "i love you" or something as silly and gay, It right amuses me but he just thinks im daft. Ahhh ....... Little things...... I do this all the time! I just cant help myself from putting a 'Love *** xx' its too funny for me to stop it, he gets the major hump on everytime I do have a thing though, when hes on the phone to his mum or dad i'll run up behind him and then i'll shout at the top of my voice 'stop touching me there' Im quite the child at times! I like to hide things too, like his lighter and he starts pacing around searching for it then i'll put it somewhere obvious and he'll find it and be all confused with himself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tess Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 I hide my fella's season ticket. Does not go down well on match days but it amuses me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mecky Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 Think there was a clip on Youtube where someone filled his sister's or girlfriend's hairdryer full of talcum powder ... that was good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluevan Posted January 17, 2011 Author Share Posted January 17, 2011 Another good one i like doing is ..... When he's in the bath all comfy and soaking i come flying in with the fairy liquid, Cover him in it and then watch to my amusement as he trys to rid himself of all the soap and bubbles lol, Its all childish but hours of entertainment! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donkey lover Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 And why was he shopping in Marks and Sparks if he was that ill? Complete and utter FAIL!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Digsy Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 Every now and again I can't resist giving our lass a wedgie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Sidney Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 Complete and utter FAIL!!! He's got to be kidding, aint he?..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Sidney Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 Every now and again I can't resist giving our lass a wedgie. that's funny.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
natzzz Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 My OH likes to stash his money around the house, he's like a squirrel. He constantly moves it so I never know where it is, think he thinks I'd spend it The other day whilst he was at work I was looking for something I had handed him whilst out. I decided to check through his coats and in one of them in his pocket I came across the king of stashes. I decided to send him a little text informing him I had put that certain coat through the wash as it was a little smelly and hoped he didn't mind! Haha it had me chuckling for ages, his reply was 'did you check the pockets' so I said no and asked why and got back... 'all my F***ing money was in there!' If only I could have seen his face! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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