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Not my other half but a mate, I gave a lift home from work one Friday night, left a copy of razzle (centre pages, the full beaver) on the rear parcel shelf of my ford escort.

I then drove to Ambleside where a girl I was dating lived with her parents. I stopped the weekend, had a great time, and took her and her parents out to a pub for Sunday lunch.

We were was getting into the car when her mother spotted it.

It was like a scene from the inbetweeners. I groveled and apologised all the way back to their house with the three of them stony faced.

We went out for a while longer but the relationship never really recovered.

 

You drove all the way to Ambleside without once looking in your rear view mirror?

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Another favorite of mine was, I used to have one of those kids bangers, the ones you fold over and hide under things and once you life the item off it it flips over and bangs, ahhhhh the months of entertainment i had out of that, Under car keys, newspapers, cushions anywhere alas the last and most amusing saw the death of my "banger", toilet seat! pmsl the best of all but it fell down the loo and he swiftly flushed it! I made him a nervous wreck with that banger :hihi::hihi:

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