Digsy Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 A wounded fox shot its would be killer in Belarus by pulling the trigger on the hunter's gun as the pair scuffled after the man tried to finish the animal off with the butt of the rifle, media said on Thursday. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8258540/Fox-shoots-hunter-in-Belarus.html One badass fox was wounded when he whupped the hunters butt and shot him with his own gun before escaping back into the wilderness. For some reason I keep imagining Basil Brush doing a Rambo scetch, holed up wearing a bandana, brandishing a combat knife with the sniffer dogs after him. Let the humour commence. Hunter: Doctor Doctor I've been shot in the leg by a fox. Vet: yeah they can be abit sly. Hunter: I thought it was dead. Vet: That's a paw excuse to be bitching about it, I'm here to treat the vixen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taxman Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 Excellent, a good news story to start Monday with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
llamatron Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 One badass fox was wounded when he whupped the hunters butt and shot him with his own gun before escaping back into the wilderness. For some reason I keep imagining Basil Brush doing a Rambo scetch, holed up wearing a bandana, brandishing a combat knife with the sniffer dogs after him. Let the humour commence. Hunter: Doctor Doctor I've been shot in the leg by a fox. Vet: yeah they can be abit sly. Hunter: I thought it was dead. Vet: That's a paw excuse to be bitching about it, I'm here to treat the vixen. "like":thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mynameisdan Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 A movie of the incident has been announced. Chuck Norris is going to be playing the fox. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
websters gue Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 Apparently he took up hunting after watching this bloke on TV. http://hellohauteness.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/ElmerFudd.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cressida Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 Foxhunting - The unspeakable in pursuit of the uneatable .... Oscar Wilde Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Digsy Posted January 17, 2011 Author Share Posted January 17, 2011 An image has been taken of the fox. http://fav.me/d37ecjc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sccsux Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 Foxhunting - The unspeakable in pursuit of the uneatable .... Oscar Wilde Soon to read... "Foxhunting - The unspeakable in pursuit of the unbeatable":D. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mart Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 The Telagraph report states that he was shot in the Belarus, but it did not say whether or not he will still be able to father children Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taxman Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 The Telagraph report states that he was shot in the Belarus, but it did not say whether or not he will still be able to father children Better than being shot in The Trossocks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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