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http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/politics/politics-headlines/clegg-told-to-stop-thinking-201101183445/

 

DEPUTY prime minister Nick Clegg was last night told to stop thinking about stuff.

 

The move came after Clegg unveiled a plan for men to have 10 months paternity leave that he should clearly have set fire to as soon as he had written it down.

 

It is the latest in a series of thoughts that Clegg has not been stopped from voicing and comes hard on the heels of his pledge to stand up for Britain's hard working alarm clocks.

 

But now cabinet secretary Sir Gus O'Donnell is to conduct a detailed review of the deputy prime minister's private office in a bid to establish whose job it is to hit him as hard as they can in the face with a shovel whenever he tries to call a press conference.

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