Alcoblog Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 At first I thought I was imagining it ... small cracks appeared in the walls which I put down to subsidence. However, I can't help noticing that it takes me over half an hour longer to walk from my lounge to the kitchen than it used to. Molten lava is creeping up through the carpet causing nasty scorch stains. Through very technical monitoring I've managed to ascertain that my lounge is leaving the kitchen at about 600 metres a day! I'd really like you to tell me if you have the same problem so I can use the telemetry to create a 3D map and alert the relevant authorities. Thank you for your assistance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steelhead4 Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 Just think of the saving you will make on heating bills though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manofstrad Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 It is well known that part of Sheffield is buit on a fault, yet no one is prepared to take the blame for Crookes and Walkley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alcoblog Posted January 19, 2011 Author Share Posted January 19, 2011 Just think of the saving you will make on heating bills though I think you'll find that having a crack team of carpet fitters on call 24/7 fitting upto 600 metres per day of deep pile shag far outweighs any savings made in my heating bills! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martss Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 Have your neighbours noticed anything? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matsalleh Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 I think you'll find that having a crack team of carpet fitters on call 24/7 fitting upto 600 metres per day of deep pile shag far outweighs any savings made in my heating bills! Plus the larger council tax bill for larger premises. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellabobby Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 It is well known that part of Sheffield is buit on a fault, yet no one is prepared to take the blame for Crookes and Walkley. If you had found it last year you could have blamed Gordon Brown. Everything else was his fault Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melthebell Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 Bring the fridge to the lounge quick, before you lose it FOREVER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxofe Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 Have your neighbours noticed anything? another few days and he wont have any :hihi: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melthebell Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 another few days and he wont have any :hihi: First the tomatoes then the neighbours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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