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Tectonic plate shift between lounge and kitchen


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Just had another 600 feet of carpet laid and an expandable bridge built over the lava flow.

On top of that, I've just ordered a Harley Davidson to expediate my trips from the lounge to the kitchen.

Do you think I should report the tectonic plate cracks to my landlord or just continue with the Polyfilla? :huh:

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When (if) the lava cools and hardens, will you be the owner of this new piece of earth? This current volcanic activity could be setting you up for a very comfortable retirement.

To be honest, I'm already thinking of building a small rural village in what used to be the pantry!:)

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I have a few tubs of foam filler if you want them, you might have to use them sparingly if your to fill the whole 600ft ravine.

 

You must be joking. Do you know how much visitors to the grand canyon pay out every year.

Some tories you are. I'll bet you put flat caps on and vote labour.

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