Obelix Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 Have you built an extension to your house in Iceland? I hear they have problems with plates and volcanos. As to what you should do it's clear - go on Jeremy Kyle, blame the Govt, get in a fight, claim compo, get ratted and then finally look for a small hobbit with a ring to stuff into the lava. Hobbits sort everything dont they, even if the ending goes on forever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matsalleh Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 I knew as soon as I posted, someone (somebody ) would point that out. However, I used the numeral as I didn't want to use too, to and two and thought 2 was OK. I posted in response to this as I didn't understand the bottom line thinking it was some kind of obscure crticism. Quote: Originally Posted by matsalleh Plus the larger council tax bill for larger premises. If the split goes too far he may have to pay for two houses.. Note the correct use of the word 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davyboy Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 I posted in response to this as I didn't understand the bottom line thinking it was some kind of obscure crticism. Quote: Originally Posted by matsalleh Plus the larger council tax bill for larger premises. If the split goes too far he may have to pay for two houses.. Note the correct use of the word 2 It was not a criticism but a sort of joke as a few posters have been pulled up for using the wrong to, too or two in their posts. It's my warped sense of humour. Gets coat and leaves! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melthebell Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 It was not a criticism but a sort of joke as a few posters have been pulled up for using the wrong to, too or two in their posts. It's my warped sense of humour. Gets coat and leaves! what do you need leaves for? camoflage? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alcoblog Posted January 20, 2011 Author Share Posted January 20, 2011 Tap ... tap ... tap! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike-s Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 What a load of number two's. Just contact Phil McCavity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davyboy Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 what do you need leaves for? camoflage? Now, now, Mel just cos I pinched your phrase, don't get at me:D Perhaps I should have just said: Gets coat. PS: it's camouflage. Or are you testing my powers of observation?:hihi: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alcoblog Posted January 21, 2011 Author Share Posted January 21, 2011 Eeek! ... my G/F is coming to stay this weekend! She knows nothing about the fact the kitchen's now well over half a mile away from the lounge! (too embarrased to tell her) Do you think I could disguise this topographical anomaly in some way? I was wondering if I could get away with it by telling her I've had an extension built. Will this work? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alcoblog Posted January 23, 2011 Author Share Posted January 23, 2011 UPDATE FROM 21.1.01 My girlfriend stayed the weekend at my facility and I seem to have got away with it without her noticing! Stevie 'boy' saved the day! As you may know, he took over from Santa Claus this year (a few teething probs ... mainly due to his incapacity to eat mince pies) He mothballed the 'time and relative dimension in space' sleigh under a tarpaulin on the road outside the front of my facility until next Christmas. He'd already applied for a 'SORN' but Excel Parking got there first! (not taxed or tested and parked illegally) ... he now faces a hefty fine! To offweigh the expense of the fine, he's now de-mothballed the sleigh and ferries me and O/H between the lounge and the kitchen (now some seventeen miles apart from each other!) for a very paltry sum. O/H was well impressed with this and I'm deffo in the good books! :bigsmile: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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