craig12 Posted January 21, 2011 Author Share Posted January 21, 2011 elbows are very different from eyebrows and a world away/ anyway were getting slightly off course here so heres a joke thats way off course.........a jockey dies in ireland and his english mate has got to go to ireland to identify the body.. in the mortuary he says to the coroner.. thats not him.. thats not him.. thats not him.. thats him.. to which the coroner replies ... how do you know i havent taken the coffin lids off yet...he replies .. he,s never been in the first 3 in his life................................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shanes teeth Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 elbows are very different from eyebrows and a world away/ anyway were getting slightly off course here so heres a joke thats way off course.........a jockey dies in ireland and his english mate has got to go to ireland to identify the body.. in the mortuary he says to the coroner.. thats not him.. thats not him.. thats not him.. thats him.. to which the coroner replies ... how do you know i havent taken the coffin lids off yet...he replies .. he,s never been in the first 3 in his life................................ Well they're spelt nearly the same. And you're never short of company. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andygardener Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 with x as last 2 digits of year of birth and y=((100-x)+11) x+y=111 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craig12 Posted January 21, 2011 Author Share Posted January 21, 2011 dont call us we,ll call you.......next Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andygardener Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 dont call us we,ll call you.......next Just showing you how the maths works Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dosxuk Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 Doesn't work for anyone born before 1900. Next year the result will be 112 (again, for anyone born after 1900). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andygardener Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 Doesn't work for anyone born before 1900. Next year the result will be 112 (again, for anyone born after 1900). The constant is the last two digits of the current year so next year the constant would be 12 hence giving 112. All it is last 2 digits your year of birth + how old you would be in 2000 + the last two digits of the current year. For everyone year of birth + how old in 2000 = 100 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rampent Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 you must be a english teacher Sorry no, I'm to thick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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