Rampent Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 You forgot Spam, often on BOGOF at Morrisons. Spam is good. What's that other stuff? Like a combo between spam and corned beef? If it's BOGOF, we need about 800 quids worth of tins. It's OK, I know a bloke with a transit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sibon Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 We can always eat each other. If I eat all of you, aside form getting fat I'll have acquired 2 allotments a fishing rod and about 208 bottles of vodka. But if you eat us all, you will become seven people (and a Budgie). That means that your 208 bottles of Vodka will exit your bloodstream pretty quickly. Then what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rampent Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 We can always eat each other. If I eat all of you, aside form getting fat I'll have acquired 2 allotments a fishing rod and about 208 bottles of vodka. That's all depending on my body mass chem1st. It might be less. I'd much rather we all grabbed the spam and corned beef tommorrow. But, what we going to do for drink? Can Andy make something out of Christmas trees? Or H from allotment stuff et al? If not, I'm a goner. So I will be the first to be eaten Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VideoPro Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 I wish you'd all stop bickering and eat me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rampent Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 I wish you'd all stop bickering and eat me. Do you have an allotment? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
radar Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 Hello http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1350009/Food-prices-rocket-50-global-hunger-epidemic-causes-riots-famines.html?ITO=bookmark-chromeext Just saw this about the future of world resources. It's all a bit scary. I think we're in for some troubled times ahead.. The world population estimated to be about 6.9 Billion and the currently across the Globe we produce food enough for more than 11 Billion people. We already produce more food than we actually need so why the scare mongering? The real reason according to some intellectuals is the GM industry creating a need for itself through such scaremongering tactics and so it's interesting to see this single statement in the article quoted,"A leading Government think tank has warned scaremongering over GM farming is no longer acceptable" Yes of courde not:hihi: so we must now promote GM foods, why didn't you say so? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinner Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 'Mass Food Shortages'? Why, are Catholic churches running out of wine 'n wafers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rampent Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 The world population estimated to be about 6.9 Billion and the currently across the Globe we produce food enough for more than 11 Billion people. We already produce more food than we actually need so why the scare mongering? The real reason according to some intellectuals is the GM industry creating a need for itself through such scaremongering tactics and so it's interesting to see this single statement in the article quoted,"A leading Government think tank has warned scaremongering over GM farming is no longer acceptable" Yes of courde not:hihi: so we must now promote GM foods, why didn't you say so? It's only the Daily Mail, now, can you help us in case it is true? Do you have access to allotments and have funds to buy crate loads ot spam and corned beef? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Sidney Posted January 25, 2011 Author Share Posted January 25, 2011 I've got about halfway through processing them, but still got a load intact. As a Agincourt style defence against marauding non-threaders, if sharpened and secured they could make an effective defence against those seeking to steal our hard won crops and quarry. Slow them down amply enough for us to shoot the thieving swine at least! Did you save the barbles? We can pelt the invading hordes with them:hihi: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rampent Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 'Mass Food Shortages'? Why, are Catholic churches running out of wine 'n wafers? I'm lost . . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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