Flowersfade Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 Perhaps that's something like tomcats do when they mark their territory? Gross gross gross. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BettyBooHoo! Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 Lady wee's? You know...Lady wees...when you're having a wee and a little passing of wind occurs. It's only ever so slight, like a bottle of fizzy pop being opened, but it's a fart nether the less. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fareast Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 BettyBooHoo, All farts, if they are going to be penalised, must be treated the same-----from the thunderous rip-roarers that shake the very foundations of the lavatory------to the little pffs that sneak out shyly and slyly. We can 't start discriminating. I don 't know if they have a scale of charges in Malawi but it must get very complicated if they do, trying to assess the volume AND the odour content. It 's a pity we got rid of so many Quangos-----this would have been something for them to get their teeth into------under the Chairpersonship of Baron Prescott ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saxon51 Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 Next thing it'll be illegal to play 'top trumps', pick 'fluff' out of your belly button or build ships with 'poop' decks over there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BettyBooHoo! Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 Next thing it'll be illegal to play 'top trumps', pick 'fluff' out of your belly button or build ships with 'poop' decks over there. or wear running pumps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BettyBooHoo! Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 BettyBooHoo, All farts, if they are going to be penalised, must be treated the same-----from the thunderous rip-roarers that shake the very foundations of the lavatory------to the little pffs that sneak out shyly and slyly. We can 't start discriminating. I don 't know if they have a scale of charges in Malawi but it must get very complicated if they do, trying to assess the volume AND the odour content. It 's a pity we got rid of so many Quangos-----this would have been something for them to get their teeth into------under the Chairpersonship of Baron Prescott ? I disagree, a scale of farts is going to be required. As a lady, those little pumps are unavoidable sometimes, even the Queen will be guilty of 'Lady wees'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flowersfade Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 Boohoo Ladies do not pass wind we simply occasionally get bottom hiccups. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flowersfade Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 Next thing it'll be illegal to play 'top trumps', pick 'fluff' out of your belly button or build ships with 'poop' decks over there. lol why is a poop deck called a poop deck btw?. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saxon51 Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 I disagree, a scale of farts is going to be required. As a lady, those little pumps are unavoidable sometimes, even the Queen will be guilty of 'Lady wees'. I agree. Surely a 'Vindaloo and five pints of Wards' blowout cannot be compared equally with a mere pfffft of the common man .... or woman can it? There's has to be a sliding scale of 1-10, with the 'window-rattling-room-emptying' specimen at 10, and the 'rusty-bullethole-warming-nondescript' at 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saxon51 Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 lol why is a poop deck called a poop deck btw?. La poupe, French for stern I believe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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