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Farting set to become illegal in Malawi.


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Just wait whilst the mods get wind of this thread.

 

By-the-way BettyBooHoo!, believe me when I say that most 'lady' vegetarians I have known could turn over a Citroen 2CV at 50 yards when they lit rip.

 

Ha ha! You made a joke! :hihi:

 

Yep, I can image with a lifetime of vegetables decomposting inside you, things may get a bit whiffy!!!

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Just wait whilst the mods get wind of this thread.

 

By-the-way BettyBooHoo!, believe me when I say that most 'lady' vegetarians I have known could turn over a Citroen 2CV at 50 yards when they lit rip.

 

In the interests of safety we've been issued with gas masks and are currently installing a guffometer to register trumps on the the richter scale.

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In the interests of safety we've been issued with gas masks and are currently installing a guffometer to register trumps on the the richter scale.

 

If you dont have one of these to hand, you could always use a Burberry deerstalker hat, either to put over your nose, or even to waft away the smell

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