saxon51 Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 seriously,, when was it legalized? Ever since the House of Lords became full of old ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flowersfade Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 Ever since the House of Lords became full of old ones. lol funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RootsBooster Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 I have a friend who won over the affections of his now-wife by articulately farting "Be my valentine!" althought it sounded more like "phweeep, phwype, phwap phwap phype" You know, the squeazy type ones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saxon51 Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 Try walking upstairs whilst rolling one out. You can just about get the first 14 notes of the funeral march out. Mind you, you have to run up stairs 3, 4 and 14 to make it convincing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chem1st Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 Just three words; Hold it in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saxon51 Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 Try holding it in and lifting a sack of spuds in Tesco. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jongo Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 Try holding it in and lifting a sack of spuds in Tesco. I tried that, and the blow up sheep popped Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Digsy Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 He who smelt it dealt it, He who denies it supplies it. They'll need bigger prisons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BettyBooHoo! Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 Not if you're THIS fella. How unfortunate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saxon51 Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 Even moreso for his sister Fanny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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