Alcoblog Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 Be very careful when walking through mud at Stanedge! I became slightly complacent of the mud patches as they appeared to have frozen solid and presented no danger and couldn't be arsed to walk round them. Imagine my abject terror when (lighting a well earned fag and chatting amiably to G/F), my right leg suddenly disappeared up to the knee in really slimey stuff! I had to drop the ciggy and fall backward onto solid ground to prevent myself from almost certain death whilst making a high pitched (death throes) screaming type noise!! For some strange reason, my G/F decided her best policy was not to do as you may expect, ie ... call in all the emergency services. She decided to laugh her head off! This of course had a knock on effect as her amusement was heard by other walkers who joined in and started some kind of asinine jovial badinage! Despite the non-helpful attitude of the other walker in aiding me in my 'near death' experience, I feel it only fair to warn other Forum users, being the nice sort of guy that I am! ( the ciggy was sadly lost!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-lectrican Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 should have been lookin where ya were going...serve ya right........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinklady Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 Oh my goodness, how ever do you carry on with life without letting this drama encroach on your mental health well being, are you suffering flashbacks? night mares? - I would, after all with the price of fags these days its no laughing matter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rampent Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 Blog is a Richmond SuperKings man, I just know it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-lectrican Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 it was more than likely a Jing Ling............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saxon51 Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 I'd say Gold Leaf roll-ups, with filter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Bourne Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 I would, after all with the price of fags these days its no laughing matter At nearly £7 for a pack of 20? How do the working classes manage?!?! x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alcoblog Posted January 30, 2011 Author Share Posted January 30, 2011 Thank you to all concerned 'concerned' for repyling to my bog plight! (None at the last count!) The make of the cigarette is hardly the subject matter here though! However ... if anyone finds a just started 'Golden Virgina' rolly (with no lipstick on it), by a bog at Stanedge, it's undoubtably mine! You can contact me at my below address and you may receive a tour of my facility in recompense! (terms and conditions apply) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dozy Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 Thanks for that story - I do enjoy a good chortle at somebody else's expense!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-lectrican Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 I FOUND IT.......................be round in 20 mins.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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