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Oh my god.

When i first saw the title thread a cold shiver went down my spine as my neighbour caught me dancing naked and singing into my hair brush yesterday :hihi:

 

 

If it really bothers you i would have a quiet word and discreetly tell them that you can see everythng on show :)

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Oh boy I can feel a story coming on.

Back in my teens I answered the door to a couple of police officers, who had turned up because someone had reported my dad as being a flasher.

He'd got out of the bath and was drying off with the curtains open, he was deaf and didn't hear the officers knock.

They were saying how they wanted to talk to him, and I was explaining they could talk all they want he wouldn't hear them, when he comes walking down the stairs naked drying his hair.

See's the police officers stood there and wraps himself up, I tells him that they want to take him away in sign language, he looks at the officer and says "I'm ready if you are".

 

The officer said they'll wait until he gets dressed, he shrugged his shoulders removed the towel and carried on drying his hair, he sat down in the living room with the towel around his head watching t.v.

In the meantime I'm seriously embarrassed and furious at the whole scenario everyone else has got me involved in, so I shouts, "bloody pervs" at the neighbours (who I suspect were watching on), the officer says "breach of the peace", I responds "age 15, and we don't accept your offers, good day" slamming the door shut.

 

I went to my room to sulk.

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I once answered the door naked thinking it was my boyfriend only to find it was the chinese delivery guy.

 

i didnt realise my housemate had ordered food and when the buzzer went i just opended the door as i knew my boyfriend was on his way round. :hihi:

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We have an ugly naked guy and gal! They moved in about a year ago. During the snow at the end of last year ugly naked guy helped us get our car going and so I took the opportunity to tell him that his bathroom window was very transparent. He looked horrified and immediately put some pictures or something similar on the windowsill but they came down after a few days and everything is back to how it used to be!

 

At least they know now that most of the street can see them using the lav and having a bath!

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We have an ugly naked guy and gal! They moved in about a year ago. During the snow at the end of last year ugly naked guy helped us get our car going and so I took the opportunity to tell him that his bathroom window was very transparent. He looked horrified and immediately put some pictures or something similar on the windowsill but they came down after a few days and everything is back to how it used to be!

 

At least they know now that most of the street can see them using the lav and having a bath!

 

If he'd not been an ugly guy, would you have said anything:huh:

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First off I would like to apologise if you are having trouble hearing me, I have moved into the rear of the house which is further away from my wireless hub to save myself further embarrassment.

 

We have naked neighbours. They moved in across the lane on Friday night. The house was built about ten years ago and is largely glass. Our old neighbours took the blinds with them when they left and these new people have made no attempt to replace them before moving in.

 

They are wandering around the house in the nude with the lights on without a care in the world. My home office is at the front of my house and I have moved out so as not to look like a peeping Tom!

 

Why should I have to change my lifestyle so they can do as they please? Help me out forumers, what would you do in this situation?

 

buy a telescope maybe

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