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Nude neighbours have moved in across the lane!


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First off I would like to apologise if you are having trouble hearing me, I have moved into the rear of the house which is further away from my wireless hub to save myself further embarrassment.

 

We have naked neighbours. They moved in across the lane on Friday night. The house was built about ten years ago and is largely glass. Our old neighbours took the blinds with them when they left and these new people have made no attempt to replace them before moving in.

 

They are wandering around the house in the nude with the lights on without a care in the world. My home office is at the front of my house and I have moved out so as not to look like a peeping Tom!

 

Why should I have to change my lifestyle so they can do as they please? Help me out forumers, what would you do in this situation?

 

take some good pics,--set up a website, how about "look at my nieghbour" and put the pics up for us all to see!

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If he'd not been an ugly guy, would you have said anything:huh:

 

:hihi::hihi::hihi:Ugly naked guy and gal is just what we call them, because of Friends (They have an ugly naked guy)

He's not not ugly really! Although the name fitted the previous owner. He was also aware that we saw him naked all the time, but he didn't mind :hihi::hihi::hihi:

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Is it more difficult to concentrate on the desk rather than the window ?. Is the desk permanently fixed or could it be turned to some angle whereby you would avoid being drawn to the window.

 

No my desk is not permanently fixed but it has been in the same position for years, infact everything in my office is set up just where I want it.

 

I have a plasma screen on one wall, a treadmill in the corner and my most recent purchases, a day bed with a telescope set up next to it as this room offers the best views of the night sky with very little light pollution.

 

I don't see why I should change things around just to avoid embarasment.

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Last year a man was arrested for "exposure" in his own home. A woman with her young son walked by his home at night. He came down to get a quick snack in the night in the buff.

 

As that was in the UK, just have em arrested for exposure. Problem solved?

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We had this problem, the dirty old f ecker would stand looking out of his window completely naked, and we were trying to protect 4 kids.

It turned out not only was he a peado but his 19 year old son was too.

We reported them to the council and the police but strangely we were told photographing their nudity for evidence could see us in trouble too. :loopy:

 

The world has gone mad.

I doubt it would happen again but if it did i'd just go over and kick their heads in, you can't win. :rant:

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We had this problem, the dirty old f ecker would stand looking out of his window completely naked, and we were trying to protect 4 kids.

It turned out not only was he a peado but his 19 year old son was too.

We reported them to the council and the police but strangely we were told photographing their nudity for evidence could see us in trouble too. :loopy:

 

The world has gone mad.

I doubt it would happen again but if it did i'd just go over and kick their heads in, you can't win. :rant:

 

I would have bought a megaphone and yelled out "Showing yer very obvious shortcomings are ya"

 

Ego bruisng often works

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