Hots on Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 I've always fancied being a lesbian, errrrm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutts Nutts Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 Hard to tell when someone's joking or not on here (so I apologise for answering seriously if you are), but we don't urinate through our vagina, we urinate through our urethra. I had to try and convince a female friend of mine that she did not, in fact, urinate out of her clitoris. She wouldn't let me show her where her urethra and her clitoris were though.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
island3rlara Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 I remember that I had a trans-gender dream some years ago and posted the details on the forum. In the dream, not only was I a woman, but a woman with a husband, whom I proceeded to nag and generally order about. Nothing of a sexual nature occurred, but it was very vivid otherwise. When I awoke, my hands were on my boobs (which I found understandable, since were I a woman I would probably spend a lot of time playing with them). I found the experience very strange, because I have no interest in transvestism, gender reassignment or gaylordism. No doubt Freudians would come up with some (almost certainly wrong) explanation – as they tend to do in such cases. I was baffled by it, rather like Gregor Samsa felt when he woke up as a beetle. I have never had a dream of a similar nature since. So gay. You were still in bed with your 'husband' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
island3rlara Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 I'd try it as a bloke. Not cos I'm a wannabe (no penis envy in women thats all in mens minds) and the sex well thats a turn off but.. so are the moobs, but just so I could show how nice men could be, yet <REMOVED> all over other blokes delusions for revenge! A steely mans man and the sexiest sweetest (not creepy) womans man. On the other hand I'd rather meet him! XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rupert_Baehr Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 I think I'd chop it off an be a woman. ... bobs your uncle and hopefully it works again. ... Shouldn't that read 'Lorena Bobbitt's your aunt'? So very surprised more men haven't suggested that they would come back as a lesbian... Well didn't a somewhat famous and exalted male express a wish to be reincarnated as a tampon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badlittlepup Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Neither. If I get up to the Pearly Gates within a footstep of paradise do you think I'm gonna go back down to earth? Am I <REMOVED>. As soon as I get up there it's Margaritas and the King himself doing the disco. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rampent Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 To the OP, a woman. Less bits to wash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rupert_Baehr Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 To the OP, a woman. Less bits to wash. When you say 'less' do you mean smaller? Or do you mean fewer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dozy Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 I simply couldn't cope with being a man - I can scarcely focus enough to brush my teeth in the morning, I dread to think what would happen if I had to shave! In fact, the only time I've ever wanted to be a man has been when I'm in the middle of the countryside and need to pee .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rampent Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 When you say 'less' do you mean smaller? Or do you mean fewer? Both in my case Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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