SaxonLeigh Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 while re-writting my CV and looking on the internet for a little help i came across this job application. This is an actual job application that a 17 year old boy submitted to McDonnald's in Florida.....and they hired him because he was so honest and funny! NAME: Greg Bulmarsh SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person. DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriousley, whatevers available. If i was in a position to be picky, i wouldn't be applying here in the first place. DESIRED SALARY: $185000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovits style severance package. If thats not possible, make an offer and we can haggle. EDUCATION: Yes. LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility. SALARY: Less than i'm worth. MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it-notes. REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked. HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30pm., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday. DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment. MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would i be here? DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what? DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?" HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes. DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes. WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS TIME?: living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blond model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually I'd like to be doing that now. DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes, absolutely SIGN HERE: Aries Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cycleracer Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 :D I like it, great comedy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lickszz Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 Only in America, huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent Dan Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 Lol! Sounds very like a 'Molesworth' answer to me!! Anyone remeber those books? Highly recommended if you've not read them before. Absolute classics! My favourite bit is when he creates a multiple-choice 'Thank you' letter for christmas! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomme Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 Originally posted by Agent Dan Lol! Sounds very like a 'Molesworth' answer to me!! Anyone remeber those books? Highly recommended if you've not read them before. Absolute classics! My favourite bit is when he creates a multiple-choice 'Thank you' letter for christmas! Molesworth books are briill as any fule no. Nomme Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinajones Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 aaah, a typical honest Aries taking a creative approach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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