Jew Boy Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 Does she live with you ?? Why would you think this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppins Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 Lock her in a room and slide her food under the door Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sumayyah Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 Lock her in a room and slide her food under the door i have visions of her being fed on wafer thin ham now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Sidney Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 Leave a skate on the stairs.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cressida Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 Leave a skate on the stairs.. the voice of experience Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
depoix Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 I am between 2 idea's 1 to dig a 6ft hole in the ground, 2 try and buy an electric chair. My mother in law lives with us and has for the past 5 years, tensions are runing high, I come home from work and she is there checking where I have been. I formed my own company and created a study as an office with a dry white board which I display my daily appointments on, sometimes clients ring me on the mobile while I am out and change the appointment so when I come home I ammend. As I spend quite a lot of time at home writing reports I am been told by Gondzila (mother in law) what are you doing at home you are supposed to be at XY or Z. Any advice that is not as severe of my solutions and the way I feel. this is causing a strain in my marrage of 35 years. Thanks any advice. Thanks poisoned mushroom soup works well ,my first mother in law died from this ,the second one did as well,the third died from a fractured skull ,she didnt like mushroom soup ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
natzzz Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 Get yourself a diary and then use the white board for fake appointments etc Come home at random times, convince her its a different time of the day or a different week, year... Add into it a few sleeping pills in the morning so she misses days/up all night. Give it a month or so, send her proper get her sectioned and get back to normality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flowersfade Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 Try setting her up a date perhaps she is just lonely. Is there not a gym or oap group she could join?. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarah1 Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 Id find it hard to be so harsh to a women who gave my wife the gift of life. Turn the other cheek and smile. Good luck. Does she live with you ?? Why would you think this? I'm not thinking this, I'm asking you.. If your mum in law did live with you, then you'd know how easy it would be to be so harsh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pigiron Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 Inverness eh! There's nowhere to hide. Have you tried the poisoned mushrooms? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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