Kit! Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 There's left-over home-made pizza in the fridge, therefore 'I have to eat it'. 'I thought you'd finished eating?' (after i'd just placed my knife & fork down on my plate for a rest),....only for Him to whisk my plate away to finish off my meal for himself.... 'It must've been a "bad pint"' after disappearing for an hour from the pub to be slightly 'Ill'.... Ladies......Give us your best! X :hihi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cochise Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 There's left-over home-made pizza in the fridge, therefore 'I have to eat it'. 'I thought you'd finished eating?' (after i'd just placed my knife & fork down on my plate for a rest),....only for Him to whisk my plate away to finish off my meal for himself.... 'It must've been a "bad pint"' after disappearing for an hour from the pub to be slightly 'Ill'.... Ladies......Give us your best! X :hihi Oi! I'll get my own back you know! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smack Jack Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 My mrs is amazing, she finds all sorts of new clothes, shoes and make up. She never buys anthing she just sweetly says 'I found it' in the vain hope I wont later check the bank Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snook Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 My girlfriend said 'you know the American Civil War, who was it between?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smack Jack Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 Mine had an overheating ford kak. She made many silly school girl errors and I cant believe that I didnt make more effort to chase her up. However when working on it one night (she assured me she had some anti freeze and was topping up the car with water and anti freeze as it was in the cold snap) I went to retrieve said anti freeze from the boot only to discover screen wash - the same thing according to her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonkeyLover Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 :loopy:My OH says my bunch of keys (there's 3 keys on it, and a small toy monkey), is too heavy to leave in the lock on the inside of the door, says it will put a strain on the lock! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Vader Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 Mine had an overheating ford kak. She made many silly school girl errors and I cant believe that I didnt make more effort to chase her up. However when working on it one night (she assured me she had some anti freeze and was topping up the car with water and anti freeze as it was in the cold snap) I went to retrieve said anti freeze from the boot only to discover screen wash - the same thing according to her :hihi:Nice one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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