Becky B Posted March 5, 2011 Share Posted March 5, 2011 How about: Frankly, I'd rather take a chainsaw to my genitals. Oh god no, I love my dog/cat/goldfish far too much to do that to them. Have you seen my breasts? EXACTLY. I tend to work on the theory that if you're absolutely deadpan you can get away with anything... Or: I need to find a mate from my home planet before I can reproduce. I do have a child, he's just got a case of the Benjamin Buttons (point to random fellow in the crowd). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Behave Posted March 5, 2011 Share Posted March 5, 2011 I was adament from the age of 14 that I would never have kids!! NEVER!! Almost 20 years later I have 3 girls. So I suppose some people do change their minds!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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