Rich Siddall Posted March 3, 2011 Share Posted March 3, 2011 Shove some laxative in his coffee, once he follows through it should stop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
retrogo Posted March 3, 2011 Share Posted March 3, 2011 lidil air freshner up his ass? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megalithic Posted March 3, 2011 Share Posted March 3, 2011 Smack him in the mush. ? I would. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flowersfade Posted March 3, 2011 Share Posted March 3, 2011 Turn him into a Trojan horse?. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rupert_Baehr Posted March 3, 2011 Share Posted March 3, 2011 Smack him in the mush. ? I would. You're lucky the 'swearie' filter didn't get you ... that's (nearly) a rude word. And he hasn't got one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rupert_Baehr Posted March 3, 2011 Share Posted March 3, 2011 Shove some laxative in his coffee, once he follows through it should stop That should cure his cough, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fareast Posted March 3, 2011 Share Posted March 3, 2011 A good idea might be to obtain a sample of his product and send it off to Health & Safety at Work, as evidence ? It would be rather tricky [ perhaps even dangerous ? ] and certainly embarrassing obtaining a sample, I know......but if he's as easy-going [ ! ] as you suggest, he might even give you one voluntarily ? Tell him it 's for a Charity Event or something .....at a Chemical Company 's Fun Day ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harleyman Posted March 3, 2011 Share Posted March 3, 2011 Tell him next time he farts you'll strike a match two inches from his ass and blow him to smithereens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dozy Posted March 3, 2011 Share Posted March 3, 2011 Spray all round him with a nice, girly fragrance every time he farts! I can recommend Avon's Lavender and Chamomile room spray - it's not all chemically smelling and horrible, but it certainly works for Staffy farts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johncocker Posted March 3, 2011 Share Posted March 3, 2011 cap is ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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