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im sick of being asked this when seing people in town I know!!

 

no I dont want to sit in plastic starbucks with all the pretend snobs while we soon find out we have nothing to say sipping on a tall skinny roast bean latte mocha aka nestcafe but harder to make

 

would I want to go for 8 pints yes

 

would I want to go chase some stray dogs while dressed as elvis yes

 

do I want to go on a whisky themed night and make some prank phone calls yes

 

but I dont want to waste a hour drinking coffee oreyt!!!!

 

and how many coffee shops do we NEED?

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no I dont want to sit in plastic starbucks with all the pretend snobs while we soon find out we have nothing to say sipping on a tall skinny roast bean latte mocha aka nestcafe but harder to make

 

 

I'm sort of with you there, I despise all of these coffee houses.

 

I do enjoy popping into Starbucks once in a while though, but only to say "Can I have a coffee, please" and then watch the utter confusion on the face of the staff. Try it, you'll love the response. It is almost as though not specifying which variant of coffee is so totally non-standard that they don't know how to respond.

 

Fancy a pint?

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im sick of being asked this when seing people in town I know!!

 

no I dont want to sit in plastic starbucks with all the pretend snobs while we soon find out we have nothing to say sipping on a tall skinny roast bean latte mocha aka nestcafe but harder to make

 

would I want to go for 8 pints yes

 

would I want to go chase some stray dogs while dressed as elvis yes

 

do I want to go on a whisky themed night and make some prank phone calls yes

 

but I dont want to waste a hour drinking coffee oreyt!!!!

 

and how many coffee shops do we NEED?

 

you dont like coffee then

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