aardvark6535 Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 Found a pair of denim shorts I bought In Malta about twenty years ago (can't be that long) washed and Ironed them (I must love them) 8.00am - come home tonight, had a shower thought I'll put them things on, going to bed in an hour or so. One leg in, hang on, second leg in, fall over, ****** not taking the hint, I pull them up, and got the popper fastened, only to notice the zip had gone - I loved them shorts, but I have to say goodbye, I did wear them a couple of year ago and I thought they fitted, my mate was trying to tell me something, when we went into the computer fare at the Arena, and she didn't stamp my arm, I think the penny should have dropped, she said" I'll know those Knees anywhere" Ain't it funny how we become attached to something, me - it was these shorts (gotta put um in the bin yet) I wasn't trying to look "the Kid" Just memories. I have, or used to have a gay friend, and once in a while we'd go out for a drink together, Meet him straight from work - Great - A good looking bloke -ETC. But let him get home, and he'd change, he wasn't CAMP, but he'd wear these trousers, like the shorts I ain't binned yet - TIGHT - I don't know if he scores in the gear or not, but he was/is a mate - Question is - Did he know what he looked like, did I.- no I never needed to thirty year ago my wife Bought them - but that was a long time ago. The truth is the denim shorts I had were just above the knee, and were prob. tight then. I've talked about my life on here too much - episode 3 comes next time I'm ****** it's entitled "my job in nick",& "my job in the big house" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bethsmummy Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 Can I have some of what youre having???? Lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
voodoo dolly Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 Haha, cheered me up no end reading that:hihi: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Classic Rock Posted March 27, 2011 Share Posted March 27, 2011 I've got an old tie dyed hippy top hanging in my wardrobe that I used to wear in my student days. That was over 20 years ago and it's still hanging there. I never try it on, never wear it. It's just an old friend that hangs there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aardvark6535 Posted March 27, 2011 Author Share Posted March 27, 2011 Can I have some of what youre having???? Lol. If you were divorced or single you could or would have Qualified, but you lost out on the 55+ only sign, mind you, like my kids, they could be getting on for 40 - and I'm still their DAD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aardvark6535 Posted March 27, 2011 Author Share Posted March 27, 2011 Part 4 - The Big House Just a Quick one, my beers getting warm. I'm doing a two in Exeter nick and I have 3/4 weeks to go, this screw comes into my house and said " your out in a few week, where do you want your rail ticket to go to" me, thinking, I said "Blackpool, I've never been there" A week later, same screw, same clip board etc -" You can't do that, you can only go to places like - where you have a job, (**** me 2 years in here and I got a job?) or where you have relations (Relations I thought - **** i'm in here for life) or I could go to where I was arrested. So not having much of a choice I said I'd go back to where I was arrested -"Now that's sensible" he said, Where was that? - - - Gurnsey I said, and he **** off, checked the records ect. and three day's later came back and said " you got your travel warrent to ----------------Blackpool. The funny thing is, in those days it was £ 40.00 to Gurnsey, and the best part of £100 to blackpool. Anyway, going forward in time, 6 weeks later this screw said to me, " I thought you'd left" Part 9 comes when I'm sober (be a long wait) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitehorses Posted March 27, 2011 Share Posted March 27, 2011 Get back here quick, this is funny:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aardvark6535 Posted March 28, 2011 Author Share Posted March 28, 2011 A little closer to home, I had a flat on Norfolk park thirty odd year ago, and got done for not having a telly licence, Ah! sad. - I get to court and I'm expecting a one on one type of thing, Na! not in Sheffield - 6 of us walk in - "You are charged with not having a telly licence etc" how do you plead - all that type of bull sh*** then he said " I fine you £60.00 to be paid at £10 per week" welll I look along the six of us and thought " for christ sake someone tell him we can't afford it" then I heard this voice say " I'm sorry your honer, but I can't afford £10.00 a week" and I realised it was me. Ok he said £8.00 a week in your case. - But your honner I can't even afford that. RIGHT he said £5.00 AND THIS IS NOT AN AUCTION F - Off. true, records must be there. - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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