L00b Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 Strangely enough I tick at least twelve, if not thirteen of those boxesTicking all of them here, but -because I tick all of them and more- I can be just as picky...which is why there's an ID check request for uptowngirl to complete Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uptowngirl Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 You really do want it all, don't you... Strangely enough I tick at least twelve, if not thirteen of those boxes, but am disqualified by means of factors outside of my control (height and hair). Oh well... * * This is all theoretical; I am not genuinely offended that you aren't attracted to short, bald men. To be honest it doesn't seem like a lot to ask. What are the alternatives? Tall or tallish ... Shorthouse Car owner ........Bus home from that nice restaurant in Derbyshire Moderate drinker.... **** artist so I'm driving home from that nice restaurant in Derbyshire Non smoker .... Let's not even go there. Financially viable... The drinks are on you hun. Generous .... I didn't get you a birthday present as I'd blown my wad getting drunk with my mates. Reasonably good looking ... William Hague. No religion ... Have you read the God Squad threads on here? Hair ....William Hague Conversation .... Wayne Rooney Polite .... One day you might need to take him to meet your parents. Faithful... Surely not too much to ask. Clean .... B.O. Non violent ... Accident & Emergency or the canal. Not foul mouthed.. One day you might get invited on a company night out. P.S.. If you go on the rack and get a decent toupe I might check your facebook page. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichD Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 Lol interesting... you have a fixation on William Hague. Don't worry though, I won't tell anyone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uptowngirl Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 Lol interesting... you have a fixation on William Hague. Don't worry though, I won't tell anyone I don't really understand your point here as William Hague is the fail option on my points. Therefore I would have absolutely no interest in William Hague or a smoking drunk bible bashing wife beater. It seems perfectly logical to me.. Actually I would add to my earlier list. Age between 22-28. I think another fail for WH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichD Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 I don't really understand your point here as William Hague is the fail option on my points. Therefore I would have absolutely no interest in William Hague or a smoking drunk bible bashing wife beater. It seems perfectly logical to me.. Actually I would add to my earlier list. Age between 22-28. I think another fail for WH. It was indeed logical, and I didn't misunderstand your meaning at all. It was just the fact that he was the quoted Failure on more than one point. Apparently my comment didn't come across properly though. It was meant to keep the tone of the discussion light. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chimay Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 Own teeth and hair, no false bits, good job, big house, flash car, holiday loving and accident prone............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shoesme Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 OK. Very minimum requirements:- Tall or tallish Car owner Moderate drinker Non smoker Financially viable Generous Reasonably good looking No religion Hair Conversation Polite Faithful Clean Non violent Not foul mouthed I only tick 8 of em, nevermind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattricia Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 To be honest it doesn't seem like a lot to ask. What are the alternatives? Tall or tallish ... Shorthouse Car owner ........Bus home from that nice restaurant in Derbyshire Moderate drinker.... **** artist so I'm driving home from that nice restaurant in Derbyshire Non smoker .... Let's not even go there. Financially viable... The drinks are on you hun. Generous .... I didn't get you a birthday present as I'd blown my wad getting drunk with my mates. Reasonably good looking ... William Hague. No religion ... Have you read the God Squad threads on here? Hair ....William Hague Conversation .... Wayne Rooney Polite .... One day you might need to take him to meet your parents. Faithful... Surely not too much to ask. Clean .... B.O. Non violent ... Accident & Emergency or the canal. Not foul mouthed.. One day you might get invited on a company night out. P.S.. If you go on the rack and get a decent toupe I might check your facebook page. Its funny you should mention toupes, I once had a date with a man outside a cinema. As I walked up to him his toupe blew off, he casually picked it up, and put it back on his head. Needless to say, I never phoned him back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdnaKrabappe Posted April 6, 2011 Share Posted April 6, 2011 I quite like intelligence and humour. Someone who is a bit kooky. Arty and creative. I like quiet men who speak when they've got something to say rather than having to talk all the time but aren't overtly shy and know what they want. Physically I like big strong roman noses. I also like a small rather than a curvy bottom. Hair, I prefer them to have some and tend to like either very dark brown or sandy coloured. I do like tall men but as long as they aren't under 5 8" it wouldn't bother me. I do tend to fancy men younger than myself due to probably having more interests in common, (a lot of my friends are in their mid/late twenties.) I've only ever met one man my own age in the last ten years who could keep up with me. Age is but a number but I doubt many 60 year olds would want to come to music festivals with me. Also, speaking from experience, a lot of baggage can be a pain. Finding an older man without that is tricky too. However, the younger men seem to want to rule the world (I know I did in my twenties too!) Finding the right balance is impossible. I've given up looking an embarrassing amount of time ago (we are talking well over a year) and apart from lecherous drunks, I never get any attention anyway. Have tons of male mates but none of them think of me in that way. e.g. went to a gig with four men and me last week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CockneyMafia Posted April 6, 2011 Share Posted April 6, 2011 For me, nice eyes and some one to make me laugh . From a male perspective: I think this also depends on your social background and upbringing. Some women like men who get into fights all the time. Some women like men who treat them badly, presumably because their self esteem is in the gutter. Some women couldn't give a toss about the man's personality or looks as long as he is rich. And, thankfully, some women like nice, honest decent blokes. In answer - I have no idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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