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Go on i'll fall for it.

 

 

The Oomigoolie bird.

It's a fat bird with large testicles which lives in corn fields, it eats that much corn it can only fly to heights of about three feet.

When it is flying you can here it scream "OO MI GOOLIES" everytime it flies over a hedgerow.

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It's a fat bird with large testicles which lives in corn fields, it eats that much corn it can only fly to heights of about three feet.

When it is flying you can here it scream "OO MI GOOLIES" everytime it flies over a hedgerow.

 

Sounds a bit like the Ooh Aah bird that lays square eggs.

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