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Stocksy

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Yes, but I said it far better.

 

What if they grabbed you with one hand and the other hand was holding a banana / mutated lobster claw spaceship thing, or a skyscraper?

 

WHAT THEN!!!???

 

P.S. all out attack is the name of the game for any situation. Absolutely any. If you don't launch an all out attack on everybody in sight for any or no reason you're just not hard enough.

 

I'm getting quite bored of the amount of chat there's been about wrists lately. Lets talk about something else.

 

e.g. Shall I fight in February or will I be too crap, having several weeks of exams and hence virtually zero training before it?

 

Or, if everyone in Sheffield had a massive free for all, who would be the last man standing?

 

OR... where are all the beautiful athletic martial arts women (preferably also super intelligent ambitious multi-instrumentalists with the optional ability to fly, or at least jump really high). I'm beginning to get bored / odd of waiting.

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Or, if everyone in Sheffield had a massive free for all, who would be the last man standing?

 

It could be one of 3 people

The man who hosted the Fight they always win.

The man behind the CCTV camera

and the 3rd well it’s not you lol

 

What a stupid question.

But then again if you are getting bored then that’s ok lol

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