Darth Vader Posted April 28, 2011 Share Posted April 28, 2011 Give them to the tramp who lives in your out house. I was wonderin' if 'is missus might be poppin them a little stockin' for me tonight...and, I prefer the term 'chancer' if you don't mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VideoPro Posted April 28, 2011 Share Posted April 28, 2011 I'm the tramp living in Mr Ostrad's Oothoose. Where's me roast chicken, potatoes, veggies and gravy? Yer posh twerp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megalithic Posted April 28, 2011 Share Posted April 28, 2011 I'm the tramp living in Mr Ostrad's Oothoose. Where's me roast chicken, potatoes, veggies and gravy? Yer posh twerp. Chicken, CHICKEN.!!!! How very dare you, pheasant only in MOS's house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronthenekred Posted April 28, 2011 Share Posted April 28, 2011 I was only buying a couple of packets of salted cashews and a copy of Puzzler Weekly, It wasn't exactly a display of wealth! erm!... "MOS (me): “I don’t carry cash, look at my car parked out there, I daren’t risk it with the attention I get. Do you know who I am?” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halibut Posted April 28, 2011 Share Posted April 28, 2011 What sort of proper man doesn't carry a bit of spare change in his pocket? Usually people who use credit cards for these very small purchases are students. I suspect Lord Stradbroke is what they used to call a skint member The kind with a weird compulsion to vainly lie about himself all day on the hairnet. Trying hard to resist emboldening the word 'member'... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manofstrad Posted April 28, 2011 Author Share Posted April 28, 2011 I grew up in Attercliffe and Pitsmoor. Never got mugged once. Have you ever mugged anyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manofstrad Posted April 28, 2011 Author Share Posted April 28, 2011 You are all so preoccupied with my wealth that you are missing the rather important point that we are being robbed by convenience store keepers in broad daylight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manofstrad Posted April 28, 2011 Author Share Posted April 28, 2011 The kind with a weird compulsion to vainly lie about himself all day on the hairnet. Trying hard to resist emboldening the word 'member'... Very wise, I don't really want to have you banned again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wednesday1 Posted April 28, 2011 Share Posted April 28, 2011 Have you ever mugged anyone? :rolleyes:Morning Phil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manofstrad Posted April 28, 2011 Author Share Posted April 28, 2011 :rolleyes:Morning Phil. Morning halibut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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