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I was bumbling around on MSN and found this comment from "SHOUTY DAVE" underneath one of the stories. Doesn't it just sum up 90% of users of internet forums in general?

 

"HI EVERYONE IM SHOUTY DAVE

 

 

 

IM GOING TO POST MY POINTLESS VIEW LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, YOU SEE I HAVE AN OPINIONS TOO THAT I WANT TO SHARE ON A RANDOM FORUM WITH LOTS OF OTHER LIKE MINDED NOBODY'S.

 

 

 

I THINK <insert random pointless opinion of your choice>

 

 

 

AND I CAN PROVE IT <insert random link to a dubious site>

 

 

 

ANYBODY WHO DISAGREES WITH ME CAN <insert random insult>

 

 

 

HAVE A NICE DAY"

 

 

 

http://news.uk.msn.com/world/articles.aspx?cp-documentid=157440697

 

:hihi::hihi::hihi::hihi::hihi::hihi:

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lol its me ;)

 

I was looking for the post i made via Google and this thread came up. Quite amusing. I was unaware of a previous post of a similar nature existed. I was Just fed up with the Daily mail waving Neanderthals jumping at every banana bomb going, so i thought id adopt the persona of DAVE THE SHOUTER. HEY IM SHOUTY DAVE, ITS CAPS SO IT MUST BE TRUE.

 

anyway , yeah most on there are Morons :hihi:

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#608100 +(11820)- [X]

<cassius_clay13> so I was with my friend bryan the other night in a bar

<cassius_clay13> well he got really drunk and said he was gonna puke

<cassius_clay13> so i helped him walk to the toilet

<cassius_clay13> all the stalls were occupied

<emoti_conartist> lol

<cassius_clay13> bryan is a rugby player... so a big guy

<cassius_clay13> so he KICKS one of the stall doors open

<cassius_clay13> and there's this guy in there taking a dump

<emoti_conartist> hahahahahaha

<cassius_clay13> and bryan throws up ALL OVER HIM

<cassius_clay13> then (this is genius) bryan thinks 'oh ***t... if i were taking a crap and someone came in and was sick all over me, i'd want to ***k him up... so i'd better hit him first'

<cassius_clay13> so he SMACKS this guy in the face

<cassius_clay13> and runs away

<cassius_clay13> imagine being that guy... WORST NIGHT OUT EVER

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