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Have you heard about the scorpion and the frog?.

A scorpion and a frog meet on the bank of a stream and the scorpion asks the frog to carry him across on its back because the scorpion cannot swim. The frog asks, "How do I know you won't sting me?" The scorpion says, "Because if I do, I will die too."

The frog is satisfied, and they set out, but in midstream, the scorpion stings the frog. The frog feels the onset of paralysis and starts to sink, knowing they both will drown, but has just enough time to gasp "Why?"

 

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Very nice but they do not go to sea in a beautiful pea-green boat. Or get married.

Also, where is the mince and slices of quince, OP?

 

I hope you are beaten with a runcible spoon for posting such a deceitful link.

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